Roseanne Quote
Arlene (Jackie's therapist): Again, remember, we're here for Jackie. Now who wants to start?
Dan: I guess I'll go first. If you're married to the same woman for nineteen years, isn't that proof enough that you love her?
Roseanne: You know, Arlene, he has some other woman's name tattooed on his arm!
Dan: It's your name!
Roseanne: It's NOT my name-- it's Mrs. Kennedy's name!
Dan: I'm never gonna get this dumb thing off. I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life.
Roseanne: Well, now you know what it's like to be married to you.
Becky: Jeez, cut it out. I mean, did you forget why we came?
Jackie: Thank you, Becky.
Becky: Okay, I wanna talk about me and Mark.
Roseanne: When are you gonna get over him?
Jackie: I can't believe this! I'm paying for this session. You guys aren't here for me at all! You're just here to work out all your own family crap!
Darlene: [weakly] Excuse me. [She's wearing a neck brace] I don't mean to interrupt, but it's time for my medication.
Dan: I guess I'll go first. If you're married to the same woman for nineteen years, isn't that proof enough that you love her?
Roseanne: You know, Arlene, he has some other woman's name tattooed on his arm!
Dan: It's your name!
Roseanne: It's NOT my name-- it's Mrs. Kennedy's name!
Dan: I'm never gonna get this dumb thing off. I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life.
Roseanne: Well, now you know what it's like to be married to you.
Becky: Jeez, cut it out. I mean, did you forget why we came?
Jackie: Thank you, Becky.
Becky: Okay, I wanna talk about me and Mark.
Roseanne: When are you gonna get over him?
Jackie: I can't believe this! I'm paying for this session. You guys aren't here for me at all! You're just here to work out all your own family crap!
Darlene: [weakly] Excuse me. [She's wearing a neck brace] I don't mean to interrupt, but it's time for my medication.
TV Show: Roseanne
