Roseanne Quote

Roseanne: [after Dan comes back from "fixing" Crystal's thermostat] You just replaced that thermostat!
Dan: Well, apparently the house is still either too hot or too cold.
Roseanne: Yeah, because she's eight months pregnant and she keeps on having hot and cold flashes.
Dan: You know, I suggested that, but then she assured me that wasn't the case. Then she kicked me.
Jackie: No!
Dan: Then she started cryin' and there was no way I could kick her back.

TV Show: Roseanne

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