Roseanne Quote
[The phone rings]
D.J.: I'm not getting it anymore.
Roseanne: I know that's Crystal. I've already talked to her fifty times today.
Dan: I'm not home.
Jackie: I'll get it. If it's Crystal, I'll talk to Crystal.
Becky: If it's Dean...
Jackie: If it's Dean or Dana, you're not home. I know. [into phone] Hello. Yeah. Yeah, just a second. [to David] David, it's your mom.
David: Tell her I'm in the shower.
D.J.: I'm not getting it anymore.
Roseanne: I know that's Crystal. I've already talked to her fifty times today.
Dan: I'm not home.
Jackie: I'll get it. If it's Crystal, I'll talk to Crystal.
Becky: If it's Dean...
Jackie: If it's Dean or Dana, you're not home. I know. [into phone] Hello. Yeah. Yeah, just a second. [to David] David, it's your mom.
David: Tell her I'm in the shower.
TV Show: Roseanne