Roseanne Quote
Dan: First of all, let's just say that you going away for the weekend to a rock concert with the nearest adult five hours away, that was never going to happen, no matter how you sucked up.
Becky: Well, it's unanimous.
Darlene: Yeah, I'd say that about wraps it up.
Dan: I don't think so.
Becky: OK, we'll apologize to her before she, like, explodes. [she and Darlene snicker]
Dan: She's not gonna 'like, explode', she's too busy cryin' her eyes out. I'm the one you gotta worry about, 'cause I'm VERY angry, and I don't like you very much right now.
Becky: Oh, so then we're also supposed to apologize to---
Dan: SHUT UP! [to Darlene] And so I don't have to say it again in a minute, you shut up, too. Now, you guys just don't get it. You see, she thought that you were actually going to do something nice for her...you know, like you cared. And that would have been the very best thing you could've done for her today, but you just ruined it.
Darlene: Well, what should we do?
Dan: You're gonna make it up to her.
Becky: All right, we'll think of something---
Dan: No! No, you had your chance. Now it's my turn.
Becky: Well, it's unanimous.
Darlene: Yeah, I'd say that about wraps it up.
Dan: I don't think so.
Becky: OK, we'll apologize to her before she, like, explodes. [she and Darlene snicker]
Dan: She's not gonna 'like, explode', she's too busy cryin' her eyes out. I'm the one you gotta worry about, 'cause I'm VERY angry, and I don't like you very much right now.
Becky: Oh, so then we're also supposed to apologize to---
Dan: SHUT UP! [to Darlene] And so I don't have to say it again in a minute, you shut up, too. Now, you guys just don't get it. You see, she thought that you were actually going to do something nice for her...you know, like you cared. And that would have been the very best thing you could've done for her today, but you just ruined it.
Darlene: Well, what should we do?
Dan: You're gonna make it up to her.
Becky: All right, we'll think of something---
Dan: No! No, you had your chance. Now it's my turn.
TV Show: Roseanne
