Roseanne Quote
Dan: [to Roseanne, who is setting the table] Stop. We're going out to dinner.
Roseanne: No, I don't want to eat with those girls. I just wanna have dinner and go to bed.
Dan: They're not coming. I'm punishing them.
Roseanne: Whoa!
Dan: Yes. And having to eat my chili is just the beginning. We'll decide the rest of their punishment over dinner. Let's go change.
Roseanne: But they hate ME, right?
Dan: Nope, that's the beauty of it, they hate ME.
Roseanne: Oh Dan, that's just great! [hugs him]
Dan: Happy Mother's Day.
Roseanne: [smiles as they leave] Oh man, this is so much better than some ol' robe!
Roseanne: No, I don't want to eat with those girls. I just wanna have dinner and go to bed.
Dan: They're not coming. I'm punishing them.
Roseanne: Whoa!
Dan: Yes. And having to eat my chili is just the beginning. We'll decide the rest of their punishment over dinner. Let's go change.
Roseanne: But they hate ME, right?
Dan: Nope, that's the beauty of it, they hate ME.
Roseanne: Oh Dan, that's just great! [hugs him]
Dan: Happy Mother's Day.
Roseanne: [smiles as they leave] Oh man, this is so much better than some ol' robe!
TV Show: Roseanne
