Roseanne Quote
Dan: [on the phone] Hello? ... Yeah, hi, Bev. ... Oh, good. [yells off set] Rosie! The kids got to your mother's, they're fine!
Roseanne: Great!
Dan: [on the phone] Oh no, you're welcome. They wanted to come. Hey, they're old enough to take a weekend trip by themselves. ... What's that noise? ... Oh, what a treat for the girls to meet your Garden Club! ... Does anyone there play the piano? ... Great! Darlene loves to sing show tunes. ... No, she's just being modest. Make her. ... Did you get your projector fixed? ... Grand! What's a weekend at Grandma's without all those wonderful vacation slides! ... No, we're just gonna have a little romantic weekend at home. ... All rightie, well, you enjoy your grandchildren. ... Okay, bite me. [hangs up]
Roseanne: Great!
Dan: [on the phone] Oh no, you're welcome. They wanted to come. Hey, they're old enough to take a weekend trip by themselves. ... What's that noise? ... Oh, what a treat for the girls to meet your Garden Club! ... Does anyone there play the piano? ... Great! Darlene loves to sing show tunes. ... No, she's just being modest. Make her. ... Did you get your projector fixed? ... Grand! What's a weekend at Grandma's without all those wonderful vacation slides! ... No, we're just gonna have a little romantic weekend at home. ... All rightie, well, you enjoy your grandchildren. ... Okay, bite me. [hangs up]
TV Show: Roseanne
