Roseanne Quote
Young Roseanne: You shouldn't eat that, Jackie.
Young Jackie: Hey, you're not the boss of me, Roseanne.
Young Roseanne: [chuckles] Oh, right.
Young Jackie: Why shouldn't I eat it?
Young Roseanne: Well, everyone knows they put poison, and razor blades in those. Better give it to me.
Young Jackie: That's stupid, that's not really true. [bites into a piece of candy] See? I'm okay.
Young Roseanne: Oh, I guess you're right. [bites into a piece of an apple and pretends to bleed out of her mouth, prompting Jackie to scream and run. Young Roseanne laughs and the candy to herself]
Adult Roseanne: [with Ghost of Halloween Past] You know what the best part was? I used to sell that candy back to her later.
Young Jackie: Hey, you're not the boss of me, Roseanne.
Young Roseanne: [chuckles] Oh, right.
Young Jackie: Why shouldn't I eat it?
Young Roseanne: Well, everyone knows they put poison, and razor blades in those. Better give it to me.
Young Jackie: That's stupid, that's not really true. [bites into a piece of candy] See? I'm okay.
Young Roseanne: Oh, I guess you're right. [bites into a piece of an apple and pretends to bleed out of her mouth, prompting Jackie to scream and run. Young Roseanne laughs and the candy to herself]
Adult Roseanne: [with Ghost of Halloween Past] You know what the best part was? I used to sell that candy back to her later.
TV Show: Roseanne
