Roseanne Quote
David: (trying to rework the Lunch Box menu) Mrs. Conner, I know that you want to compete with that restaurant, but you can't have me keep drawing little red hearts next to the Chili Cheese Fries, and call it the "Lite And Healthy" menu!
Roseanne: You're right, David. So why not draw a cancer-riddled colon? That'll draw 'em in!
Roseanne: You're right, David. So why not draw a cancer-riddled colon? That'll draw 'em in!
TV Show: Roseanne
