Roseanne Quote
Dan: You got an answer for everything, don't you. Well... [breaks the mantelpieces] why don't you tell me how to clean up this CRAP you call decoration?
Roseanne: I want you to pick them all up, using your ass, and start with the pointy things!
Dan: You are a controlling bitch! (flips coffee table over)
Roseanne: No I'm not, Dan, I'm just trying to do whatever it takes to get you up off of your ass and and stop staring at the damn TV! [breaks television screen with Godzilla figure]
Dan: Boy, I tell ya, I wished I had never mar--
Roseanne: What? Say it.
Dan: Nothing.
Roseanne: Well that makes two of us. You can die if you want to Dan, but you're gonna have to do it alone, because I'm not going to sit here and watch you. I'll be at Jackie's.
Roseanne: I want you to pick them all up, using your ass, and start with the pointy things!
Dan: You are a controlling bitch! (flips coffee table over)
Roseanne: No I'm not, Dan, I'm just trying to do whatever it takes to get you up off of your ass and and stop staring at the damn TV! [breaks television screen with Godzilla figure]
Dan: Boy, I tell ya, I wished I had never mar--
Roseanne: What? Say it.
Dan: Nothing.
Roseanne: Well that makes two of us. You can die if you want to Dan, but you're gonna have to do it alone, because I'm not going to sit here and watch you. I'll be at Jackie's.
TV Show: Roseanne
