S.O.L. Quotes
Zach: I eat a lot when I'm sad, and I've been sad a lot lately.
Ryan: That must be tough on you.
Zach: It is. I also eat when I'm happy, horny, or bored and I'm almost always one of those things.
Ryan: That must be tough on you.
Zach: It is. I also eat when I'm happy, horny, or bored and I'm almost always one of those things.
Movie: S.O.L.
Allison: Do you even know what I want?
Zach: A baby?
Allison: Well, eventually, but not right now.
Zach: Good, because I hate those things.
Zach: A baby?
Allison: Well, eventually, but not right now.
Zach: Good, because I hate those things.
Movie: S.O.L.
Michael: I am a big fan of your show Ms. Davidson.
Jenna: Well, you're the target audience. 18-34 yr old virgins that live in their parents' basement, and rarely shower.
Jenna: Well, you're the target audience. 18-34 yr old virgins that live in their parents' basement, and rarely shower.
Movie: S.O.L.
FBI Agent Dax Kramer: Can I asked you one more thing?
Motel Clerk: We already said our goodbyes, I don't want this to get awkward.
Motel Clerk: We already said our goodbyes, I don't want this to get awkward.
Movie: S.O.L.