Sabrina the Teenage Witch Quote
Mounty: Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there - standard procedure
Zelda: Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's!!
Mounty: What are the names of the Hanson brothers?
Zelda: Who??
Hilda: Isaac, Zachary and Taylor
Mounty: What actor from Marcus Wellby just married Barbara Streisand?
Zelda: Ooh, ooh... Robert Young!
Hilda: James Brooke
Mounty: Sports. Who's the best ----
Hilda: ...Michael Jordan!
Mounty: Correct, you can go!
Hilda: Yes!! (Hi-fives Zelda, both attempt to leave)
Mounty: (holding Zelda back) Oh, not you
Zelda: But -- but, but...
Mounty: You didn't answer one question, there's no WAY you live in the Mortal Realm
Zelda: But I DO! I know who wrote Pride & Prejudice! I know who discovered the Uranium Isotope!
Mounty: No one in the Mortal Realm knows those things!
Zelda: (being dragged off by Mounty) HILDAAA!!!
Hilda: I'll help you Zelda, go back to the bar and wait for me - you'll be Okay! Tonight's ladies' night and... you'll be the only lady!
Zelda: Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's!!
Mounty: What are the names of the Hanson brothers?
Zelda: Who??
Hilda: Isaac, Zachary and Taylor
Mounty: What actor from Marcus Wellby just married Barbara Streisand?
Zelda: Ooh, ooh... Robert Young!
Hilda: James Brooke
Mounty: Sports. Who's the best ----
Hilda: ...Michael Jordan!
Mounty: Correct, you can go!
Hilda: Yes!! (Hi-fives Zelda, both attempt to leave)
Mounty: (holding Zelda back) Oh, not you
Zelda: But -- but, but...
Mounty: You didn't answer one question, there's no WAY you live in the Mortal Realm
Zelda: But I DO! I know who wrote Pride & Prejudice! I know who discovered the Uranium Isotope!
Mounty: No one in the Mortal Realm knows those things!
Zelda: (being dragged off by Mounty) HILDAAA!!!
Hilda: I'll help you Zelda, go back to the bar and wait for me - you'll be Okay! Tonight's ladies' night and... you'll be the only lady!
TV Show: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
