Safety Not Guaranteed Quote

Mr. Britt: You're sad. I don't know how to describe it. It's like there's a cloud following you. You're antisocial, and you're a virgin.
Darius: What?
Mr. Britt: I don't ever see you with any guys. I don't remember the last time you brought a guy home.
Darius: Yeah, well, how do you know I'm not on Craigslist, having casual encounters? Or when I was away at the dorms? You weren't there.
Mr. Britt: I've talked to Amy.
Darius: Why are you talking to my college roommate?
Mr. Britt: We're Facebook friends.
Darius: Oh, my God. How do I eject?

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