Sanctuary Quotes
Nikola Tesla: Wealthy parents ship their drug-addled teenagers to me. They arrive, their poor little bodies wracked by the best designer drugs trust funds can buy - it breaks your heart. But then, after one week of treatment, I send them home to mater and pater completely cured of all addictions.
Will Zimmerman: Woah woah woah, one week? That's impossible.
Nikola Tesla: Which part of "I am a genius" aren't you getting?
Will Zimmerman: Woah woah woah, one week? That's impossible.
Nikola Tesla: Which part of "I am a genius" aren't you getting?
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Nikola Tesla: [to Helen] I notice you do seem a bit on edge. Might I suggest one of our green tea detox massages? It makes you feel...100 again.
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Kate Freelander: You call this a plan? Whatever happened to The good old stake through the heart?
Will Zimmerman: Doesn’t work.
Kate Freelander: What about all those movies, like Buffy…
Helen Magnus: Misinformation propaganda. Spread by the vampires themselves— Confuse the enemy, preserve the race.
Kate Freelander: What about exposing them to sunlight or garlic—
Will Zimmerman: All you get is tanned vampires with bad breath.
Helen Magnus: Besides, we don’t want to kill them. We want to help them.
Kate Freelander: No, I’m thinking kill them.
Will Zimmerman: Yeah. Trust-fund vampires? I’m thinking she’s right.
Helen Magnus: Granted, but it wasn’t their choice. They may be rich, spoiled, insolent children, But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t save them.
[Kate and Will look at each other skeptically.]
Helen Magnus: That’s a terrible sales pitch.
Kate Freelander: Yeah.
Will Zimmerman: Doesn’t work.
Kate Freelander: What about all those movies, like Buffy…
Helen Magnus: Misinformation propaganda. Spread by the vampires themselves— Confuse the enemy, preserve the race.
Kate Freelander: What about exposing them to sunlight or garlic—
Will Zimmerman: All you get is tanned vampires with bad breath.
Helen Magnus: Besides, we don’t want to kill them. We want to help them.
Kate Freelander: No, I’m thinking kill them.
Will Zimmerman: Yeah. Trust-fund vampires? I’m thinking she’s right.
Helen Magnus: Granted, but it wasn’t their choice. They may be rich, spoiled, insolent children, But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t save them.
[Kate and Will look at each other skeptically.]
Helen Magnus: That’s a terrible sales pitch.
Kate Freelander: Yeah.
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Kate Freelander: So it's just us against a bunch of bad ass bloodsuckin' immortals, huh? Well, it's a good thing we have our magic glass stick that we don't know how to use. Otherwise, I would be worried.
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[Helen, Kate, and Will have been captured by Tesla's vampire lackeys]
Nikola Tesla: Well, well, well, the appetizers have arrived.
Helen Magnus: Well this is the last time I come to your rescue!
Nikola Tesla: Well, well, well, the appetizers have arrived.
Helen Magnus: Well this is the last time I come to your rescue!
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Nikola Tesla: I've often wondered what this moment would be like. Me. You, tied up. It's a shame you brought the children.
Helen Magnus: Focus, Nikola.
Helen Magnus: Focus, Nikola.
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Nikola Tesla: I call it... the De-Vamper!
Kate Freelander: You're a genius and that is the best name you could come up with?
Nikola Tesla: [Points at Kate] Watch it!
Kate Freelander: You're a genius and that is the best name you could come up with?
Nikola Tesla: [Points at Kate] Watch it!
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Henry Foss: [about a sinking boat] Yeah, not so good. Celine Dion should start singing about now. Sorry, disaster joke, not funny.
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Kate Freelander: Don’t you guys update your safety equipment?
Big Guy: Constantly.
Kate Freelander: Yeah? Well then why isn’t anything working? Where’s the disembodied voice saying, “Chill out, help’s coming”?
Big Guy: …I’m that voice.
Kate Freelander: Is help coming?
Big Guy: No.
Big Guy: Constantly.
Kate Freelander: Yeah? Well then why isn’t anything working? Where’s the disembodied voice saying, “Chill out, help’s coming”?
Big Guy: …I’m that voice.
Kate Freelander: Is help coming?
Big Guy: No.
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Kate Freelander: [badly imitating Will] "We're going on a trip," he says. "It'll be fun!" he says.
Will Zimmerman: Please stop talking for two minutes, he says.
Will Zimmerman: Please stop talking for two minutes, he says.
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Ravi: Body's downstairs. We're ready to start the autopsy.
Will Zimmerman: Wow, uh. I am jet lagged. I think I better turn in. But why don't you do the autopsy and we'll go over the results tomorrow?
Ravi: I thought he was a doctor?
Kate Freelander: He is... just not the kind that likes autopsies.
Will Zimmerman: Wow, uh. I am jet lagged. I think I better turn in. But why don't you do the autopsy and we'll go over the results tomorrow?
Ravi: I thought he was a doctor?
Kate Freelander: He is... just not the kind that likes autopsies.
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Nikola Tesla: [after an explosion] Fortunately, I can't hear what any of you are saying. It's very nice.
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Henry Foss: No nasty comments, no sarcastic cracks… you okay?
Nikola Tesla: [slams drawer] No, I'm not okay. It took me - me, mind you - days to-to crack that holographic piñata up in the library, and then, after several bottles of Chablis, I finally get over my humiliation - and now this shipment of fresh hell arrives!
Henry Foss: Okay, find your happy place.
Nikola Tesla: I mean, this is technology… that-that I've never seen before, much less imagined, and… to be brutally honest - and I don't want this getting out - I find it rather humbling, and I don't do humble.
Henry Foss: Copy that.
Nikola Tesla: [slams drawer] No, I'm not okay. It took me - me, mind you - days to-to crack that holographic piñata up in the library, and then, after several bottles of Chablis, I finally get over my humiliation - and now this shipment of fresh hell arrives!
Henry Foss: Okay, find your happy place.
Nikola Tesla: I mean, this is technology… that-that I've never seen before, much less imagined, and… to be brutally honest - and I don't want this getting out - I find it rather humbling, and I don't do humble.
Henry Foss: Copy that.
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Nikola Tesla: [with a bottle of wine and two glasses] Drink?
Will Zimmerman: No, thanks.
Nikola Tesla: Oh, come on. "Shoot Your Employee Day" comes but once a year. Lighten up, you did what you had to do. Magnus woulda done the same thing.
Will Zimmerman: Really? You really think so?
Nikola Tesla: Oh, absolutely. Magnus has shot me more times than I can count.
Will Zimmerman: Yeah, well, that's you.
Nikola Tesla: You're right, bad example. The point is, you acted decisively when necessary and, you know, kiddo, keep that up and someday, you're gonna be worth something to this organization. [smiles and Will takes the offered glass]
Will Zimmerman: No, thanks.
Nikola Tesla: Oh, come on. "Shoot Your Employee Day" comes but once a year. Lighten up, you did what you had to do. Magnus woulda done the same thing.
Will Zimmerman: Really? You really think so?
Nikola Tesla: Oh, absolutely. Magnus has shot me more times than I can count.
Will Zimmerman: Yeah, well, that's you.
Nikola Tesla: You're right, bad example. The point is, you acted decisively when necessary and, you know, kiddo, keep that up and someday, you're gonna be worth something to this organization. [smiles and Will takes the offered glass]
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Henry Foss: All access pass to Spookville. Comes with a free lunch and a decoder ring.
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