Sanford Quotes
Fred Sanford: [Commenting to Lamont about Mr. Lopez as the Mexican man steps before the judge] I bet he got a speeding ticket. Y'see, because when Mexicans get their car started they have to drive real fast to get where they're going before the car stalls again.
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Fred Sanford: [there's a knock at the door] [to Lamont]
Fred Sanford: It's the door.
Lamont Sanford: [sarcastically] No kidding.
Fred Sanford: Well?
Lamont Sanford: Well, what?
Fred Sanford: You want me to answer it?
Lamont Sanford: No, have it framed and hang it on the wall.
Fred Sanford: It's the door.
Lamont Sanford: [sarcastically] No kidding.
Fred Sanford: Well?
Lamont Sanford: Well, what?
Fred Sanford: You want me to answer it?
Lamont Sanford: No, have it framed and hang it on the wall.
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Lamont Sanford: What's the matter with you, man?
Fred Sanford: Didn't you read the paper?
Lamont Sanford: No. What happened?
Fred Sanford: Well look here: Lucy stole Linus' blanket and hid it in Snoopy's dog house.
Lamont Sanford: I'm glad you told me, now I won't have to watch the 11: 00 news.
Fred Sanford: Didn't you read the paper?
Lamont Sanford: No. What happened?
Fred Sanford: Well look here: Lucy stole Linus' blanket and hid it in Snoopy's dog house.
Lamont Sanford: I'm glad you told me, now I won't have to watch the 11: 00 news.
Movie: Sanford