Saturday Night Live Quote
Boy: Daddy, is Santa going to jail?
Dad: No, Son, he's not really Santa.
Boy: Is there no Santa?
Santa: See that, Sir? Now you got a kid who thinks there's no Santa. You happy?
Dad: I'd rather have him believe in no Santa, than in a Santa who does 12 years for home invasion and murder.
Santa: Sir, yes it's true, I've done time. But when you think about it, what does Santa do every year than committ a form of home invasion? A very loving and generous form of home invasion, yes, but still home invasion. And as for murder, well I can't think of any good reason to justify that.
Dad: No, Son, he's not really Santa.
Boy: Is there no Santa?
Santa: See that, Sir? Now you got a kid who thinks there's no Santa. You happy?
Dad: I'd rather have him believe in no Santa, than in a Santa who does 12 years for home invasion and murder.
Santa: Sir, yes it's true, I've done time. But when you think about it, what does Santa do every year than committ a form of home invasion? A very loving and generous form of home invasion, yes, but still home invasion. And as for murder, well I can't think of any good reason to justify that.
TV Show: Saturday Night Live
