Saturday Night Live Quote
Peter: [on the phone] Hello? Hello?
Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?
Peter: [on the phone] Is this the President?
Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.
Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?
Peter: [on the phone] Uh.. I uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh..
Walter Cronkite: Well, thanks you very much for calling, sir..
Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?
Peter: [on the phone] Yeah..?
Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?
Peter: [on the phone] They were these little orange pills.
Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?
Peter: [on the phone] Uh.. yes.
Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.
Peter: [on the phone] Very good of you to know that, sir.
Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter.
Peter: [on the phone] Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.
Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for five more hours. Try taking some Vitamin B complex, Vitamin C complex.. if you have beer, go ahead and drink it.
Peter: [on the phone] Okay..
Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside, and listen to some music. Do you have any Allman Brothers?
Peter: [on the phone] Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?
Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, ok
Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?
Peter: [on the phone] Is this the President?
Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.
Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?
Peter: [on the phone] Uh.. I uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh..
Walter Cronkite: Well, thanks you very much for calling, sir..
Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?
Peter: [on the phone] Yeah..?
Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?
Peter: [on the phone] They were these little orange pills.
Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?
Peter: [on the phone] Uh.. yes.
Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.
Peter: [on the phone] Very good of you to know that, sir.
Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter.
Peter: [on the phone] Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.
Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for five more hours. Try taking some Vitamin B complex, Vitamin C complex.. if you have beer, go ahead and drink it.
Peter: [on the phone] Okay..
Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside, and listen to some music. Do you have any Allman Brothers?
Peter: [on the phone] Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?
Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, ok
TV Show: Saturday Night Live
