Saturday Night Live Quote
Jane Curtin: Today was the 102nd running of the Preakness, and our Update sports team was there, where we not only covered the race but also attached a microphone to the jockey of the race's winner, Seattle Slew.
[cut to stock footage of the race]
Jockey: [voiceover] Ouch..! Ouch..! Ow..! Oh, boy..! Hey.. hey.. aiiee..! Ow-ay.. ow..! Ow.. ow.!
Horse: [voiceover] It's okay, we'll be alright!
Jockey: [voiceover] Okay. Oh..! Ow..! Ow..!
Horse: [voiceover] We're okay!
Jockey: [voiceover] I know, my- ow!
Horse: [voiceover] Ohhh, I told you, Wilbur!
Jockey: [voiceover] Ow, I wish I was wearing my jockey shorts-- aiieee! Ow..!
Horse: [voiceover] Oh boy, Wilbur! Oh..! Good boy!
[cut back to Jane Curtin at the news deck]
Jane Curtin: A footnote to the race: the other favorite, Run Dusty Run, not noted for being a good loser, threw a tantrum and had to be dragged away kicking and screaming.
[cut to stock footage of the race]
Jockey: [voiceover] Ouch..! Ouch..! Ow..! Oh, boy..! Hey.. hey.. aiiee..! Ow-ay.. ow..! Ow.. ow.!
Horse: [voiceover] It's okay, we'll be alright!
Jockey: [voiceover] Okay. Oh..! Ow..! Ow..!
Horse: [voiceover] We're okay!
Jockey: [voiceover] I know, my- ow!
Horse: [voiceover] Ohhh, I told you, Wilbur!
Jockey: [voiceover] Ow, I wish I was wearing my jockey shorts-- aiieee! Ow..!
Horse: [voiceover] Oh boy, Wilbur! Oh..! Good boy!
[cut back to Jane Curtin at the news deck]
Jane Curtin: A footnote to the race: the other favorite, Run Dusty Run, not noted for being a good loser, threw a tantrum and had to be dragged away kicking and screaming.
TV Show: Saturday Night Live
