Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman Quotes
Bill Clinton: Let me tell you something, there's gonna be a whole bunch of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton. And fast food's the least of them.
TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the booze, Harry? The dames? I'll cut back.
Harry: No it isn't that.
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the pills?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The sheep?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The ducks?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: Your wife?
Harry: No. WHAT?
Harry: No it isn't that.
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the pills?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The sheep?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The ducks?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: Your wife?
Harry: No. WHAT?
TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman
[Show name has been changed to 'This Old Robot']
XG-7000: Warning! Warning! The producer must be destroyed! Warning!
XG-7000: Warning! Warning! The producer must be destroyed! Warning!
TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman