Scarecrow and Mrs. King Quotes
Amanda: [they're hugging] They were gonna kill me.
Lee: I know.
Amanda: They thought I was you.
Lee: I know.
Amanda: I don't know how anybody could mistake me for you; you're so much taller.
Lee: I know.
Amanda: They thought I was you.
Lee: I know.
Amanda: I don't know how anybody could mistake me for you; you're so much taller.
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Amanda: [attempting to fly a helicopter] How am I doing?
Lee: [keeping his eyes screwed shut] You're doing just fine!
Amanda: Open your eyes!
Lee: [keeping his eyes screwed shut] You're doing just fine!
Amanda: Open your eyes!
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Amanda: I don't want to buy a ticket. Do you know what I have on under this coat? A nightgown! [All the men on the train look up at her.] Do you think I expected to be on this train?
Conductor: Where did you expect to be?
Conductor: Where did you expect to be?
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Blue Leader: Scarecrow, this is Blue Leader.
Lee: Yes, sir.
Amanda: Where? Where is Blue Leader?
Lee: Shh.
Lee: Yes, sir.
Amanda: Where? Where is Blue Leader?
Lee: Shh.
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Amanda: Um, Rosemary? Not Rosemary. Sounds like Rosemary. Mrs. Marsten, could you give me a little hint? No, of course you couldn't. Um. . . . Rosebud! Rosebud. Rosebud, of course.
Mrs. Marsten: Have a nice day, Mrs. King.
Mrs. Marsten: Have a nice day, Mrs. King.
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Jamie: Hurry up, Phillip bats clean-up.
Dotty: Clean-up. They have you batting according to cleanliness and neatness. It's nice.
Dotty: Clean-up. They have you batting according to cleanliness and neatness. It's nice.
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Francine: Billy! It was after six o'clock. Bumpy Holcomb would already be in the yacht by that time, halfway through his soup course.
Lee (laughing): Bumpy? [Francine turns to look at him, but actually avoids his eyes.]
Francine: To his more intimate friends, yes. [She looks back at Billy, pleased. But at Lee's next line, her smile fades. She cocks her head and gets a faraway look in her eyes.]
Lee: I'll never know what you see in that guy. He's hardly your type.
Francine: He's got money, looks, power, a house down in Rio. He's exactly my type.
Lee (laughing): Bumpy? [Francine turns to look at him, but actually avoids his eyes.]
Francine: To his more intimate friends, yes. [She looks back at Billy, pleased. But at Lee's next line, her smile fades. She cocks her head and gets a faraway look in her eyes.]
Lee: I'll never know what you see in that guy. He's hardly your type.
Francine: He's got money, looks, power, a house down in Rio. He's exactly my type.
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Lee: Uh-huh. And noises. Uh, squeaks, thumps. . . . Maybe it's a jungle. It's hot, steamy.
Amanda: Probably sexual. Freud would say.
Amanda: Probably sexual. Freud would say.
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Lee: Francine, if you could pinpoint the single major reason as to why Amanda King gets to you, what would it be?
Francine: Her complete lack of . . . everything.
Francine: Her complete lack of . . . everything.
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Amanda: When I told you not to call, I didn't mean you could come sit in my bushes!
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Emma: That Shecky Martino, the one that does all those jokes about the commode? He's a particular thorn in Gordon's side.
Amanda: You know, that thing he does with the rubber chicken is pretty funny, though.
Amanda: You know, that thing he does with the rubber chicken is pretty funny, though.
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Amanda: I can only assume this is you. Possibly because you're the only man I know who doesn't say hello, doesn't ask how I am.
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Lee: Yes, Amanda. Danger, excitement. Intrigue.
Amanda: Oh, shut up.
Amanda: Oh, shut up.
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Francine: I could have married royalty. A prince proposed to me once.
Billy: Why didn't you accept?
Francine: His country was too small.
Billy: Why didn't you accept?
Francine: His country was too small.
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Penelope: Oh-hoh!
Amanda: This is not an oh-hoh.
Penelope: Oh.
Amanda: Uh-uh. No, no. No. I don't know what that man wants.
Penelope: No?
Amanda: No!
Amanda: This is not an oh-hoh.
Penelope: Oh.
Amanda: Uh-uh. No, no. No. I don't know what that man wants.
Penelope: No?
Amanda: No!
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Amanda: That was a very subtle performance you gave at the window. She thinks we're having an oh-hoh-hoh-hoh!
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Billy: Who knows? Maybe he finds Amanda exotic and mysterious. [Lee peers at him out of the corner of his eye.] Think about it. [Lee stares at him, then sighs and closes his eyes.]
Lee: Amanda. Exotic . . . mysterious. . . .
Lee: Amanda. Exotic . . . mysterious. . . .
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Amanda: How'd you get me out of there?
Lee: I carried you.
Amanda: He carried me.
Lee: I carried you.
Amanda: He carried me.
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Amanda: I don't know how anyone could mistake me for you, you're so much taller.
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Francine: Uh, I really have to be going, could I take a raincheck on that strudel?
Dotty: Oh. All right. Be careful with that chimpanzee!
Dotty: Oh. All right. Be careful with that chimpanzee!
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Amanda: MMPH! Mmph! Mmph? Mmmmmm. . . .
Lee: I hope you, uh, got all you came for, Mrs. King. (He winks.) Interview-wise, that is.
Lee: I hope you, uh, got all you came for, Mrs. King. (He winks.) Interview-wise, that is.
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Amanda: I can't believe I spent the night in a bookie joint in a straitjacket and my mother will never believe it.
Lee: Amanda, believe me, we have worse problems than your mother thinking you were shacked up.
Lee: Amanda, believe me, we have worse problems than your mother thinking you were shacked up.
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Lee: Now, don't be nasty, Francine, huh?
Francine: I wouldn't dream of it.
Francine: I wouldn't dream of it.
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