Screwball Squirrel Quotes
Screwy Squirrel: Hello, Meathead?
Meathead: Yeah?
Screwy Squirrel: Do you chase squirrels?
Meathead: Nope, n-nothing but birds, I'm a bird dog, registered, p-pedigreed b-bird dog, nothing but birds, just birds.
Screwy Squirrel: Aw, you're probably too slow to catch squirrels. You're yellow. Why you... Oh, pardon me, folks. [Closes phone booth door so that audience cannot hear; blows raspberry through phone; Meathead arrives instantly]
Screwy Squirrel: I knew that'd get him.
Meathead: Yeah?
Screwy Squirrel: Do you chase squirrels?
Meathead: Nope, n-nothing but birds, I'm a bird dog, registered, p-pedigreed b-bird dog, nothing but birds, just birds.
Screwy Squirrel: Aw, you're probably too slow to catch squirrels. You're yellow. Why you... Oh, pardon me, folks. [Closes phone booth door so that audience cannot hear; blows raspberry through phone; Meathead arrives instantly]
Screwy Squirrel: I knew that'd get him.
Movie: Screwball Squirrel
