Dr. Kelso: [Drunk] Dr. Turkleton! Turk: Actually sir, it's just Turk. Dr. Kelso: That's your first name. Turk: You think my name is Turk Turkleton? Dr. Kelso: [Carla walks up] And Mrs. Turkleton! The Turkletons! [chuckles; leaves to find bartender] Can I get another Scotch?
