Sealab 2021 Quote

Quinn: My god! You bombed Sealab?!
U.S. President: Well, unless their phone sponteously melted, which they're...no, they're telling me isn't likely.
Quinn: Oh, the humanity!
U.S. President: Now listen to me! Bombing us won't bring them back! Two wrongs don't make a right, and...such and so forth.
Quinn: Right, yes, I'll land the plane.
U.S. President: Super! I tell you what my friend, you uh, land yourself at Andrews and uh, come on over! We'll have some er ah, Tom Collinses, and I'll introduce er ah, well, you know her. Hot little blonde from Sealab?
Quinn: What, Debbie's there?
U.S. President: Oh yes, hell yes, yes! Quite a fast piece of er ah, baggage there! In fact, my brother's probably hosing her down as we speak! We can share, eh? You know I'm into that!
Quinn: You filthy bastard! [cuts transmission]
U.S. President: Hello? Son, are you there?
Quinn: [riding a falling nuke to his doom on the U.S.A.] Nobody shucks my corn but meeeee!

TV Show: Sealab 2021

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