Sealab 2021 Quotes
Shanks: Quinn, don't you dare walk out that door!
Quinn: That's what Yo Mama said!
Shanks: Heh, good comeback!
Quinn: That's what Yo Mama said!
Shanks: Heh, good comeback!
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Aggie Shanks: Quinn, don't you dare walk out that door!
Shanks: Aw, that could be anybody!
Shanks: Aw, that could be anybody!
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Aggie Shanks: Don't make me, Aggie Shanks, mother of Tornado, beg for you to come back in here, an' give me some more of that sweet jungle fevery forbidden love of yours! Baby, I love you! [Quinn rewinds] Ba-ba-ba-baby, I love you! [She Cries]
Quinn: Eeeeend, scene!
Shanks: [Beat] Well obviously, this means war.
Quinn: Eeeeend, scene!
Shanks: [Beat] Well obviously, this means war.
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Debbie: We don't need three captains!
Murphy: Roger that!
Sparks: We don't need one.
Murphy: Roger... Hey!
Murphy: Roger that!
Sparks: We don't need one.
Murphy: Roger... Hey!
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Sparks: Since I took the pipe storage tour, and rented the headphones...ASS!
Hesh: How was that?
Sparks: Frickin' awesome.
Hesh: FRICKIN' AWESOME!!! (pause) Y'know it was gonna be.
Hesh: How was that?
Sparks: Frickin' awesome.
Hesh: FRICKIN' AWESOME!!! (pause) Y'know it was gonna be.
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Marco: Anyway, we probably can just leave these by the door, Quinn's gonna be busy with that hooker for a while.
Debbie: WHAT? A HOOKER?!?!
Debbie: WHAT? A HOOKER?!?!
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Janitor: Uh-oh.
Guy on telephone: Uh-oh.
Other guy on telephone: Uh-oh.
Guy in office: Uh-oh.
Security Guy: Uh-oh.
Robot: (beeps)
Master Loo in stocks: Uh-oh.
Frat guys: Uh-oh. (one hurls)
Coffee guys: Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dolphin Boy: (whatever he speaks in) (Uh-oh.)
Murphy: (speaking into megaphone while driving his Murphmobile) UH-OH! UH-OH!
Evans: (running down the corridor into the reactor room) Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Hesh: Uh-oh.
Carl: Uh-oh.
Sparks: Uh-oh. (changes channel on monitor) Uh-oh.
Diver 1: Uh-oh, over.
Diver 2: (sinking) Roger, uh-oh.
Chopper Pilot: Copy uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.
Chopper Dave: Uh-OHHHHHH!
Aircraft Carrier PA Guy: Attention on deck! Uh-oh, Uh-oh.
General: (on hotline telephone) Uh-oh.
Guy on telephone: Uh-oh.
Other guy on telephone: Uh-oh.
Guy in office: Uh-oh.
Security Guy: Uh-oh.
Robot: (beeps)
Master Loo in stocks: Uh-oh.
Frat guys: Uh-oh. (one hurls)
Coffee guys: Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dolphin Boy: (whatever he speaks in) (Uh-oh.)
Murphy: (speaking into megaphone while driving his Murphmobile) UH-OH! UH-OH!
Evans: (running down the corridor into the reactor room) Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Hesh: Uh-oh.
Carl: Uh-oh.
Sparks: Uh-oh. (changes channel on monitor) Uh-oh.
Diver 1: Uh-oh, over.
Diver 2: (sinking) Roger, uh-oh.
Chopper Pilot: Copy uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.
Chopper Dave: Uh-OHHHHHH!
Aircraft Carrier PA Guy: Attention on deck! Uh-oh, Uh-oh.
General: (on hotline telephone) Uh-oh.
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Guy in office: Uh-oh.
Security Guy: Uh-oh.
Robot: (beeps then crushes scorpion with wrench)
Master Loo in stocks: Uh-oh. (then head flies off like a balloon)
Frat guys: Uh-oh. (one hurls)
Coffee guys: Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dolphin Boy: (whatever he speaks in) (Uh-oh.)
Murphy: (speaking into megaphone) UH-OH! UH-OH!
Security Guy: Uh-oh.
Robot: (beeps then crushes scorpion with wrench)
Master Loo in stocks: Uh-oh. (then head flies off like a balloon)
Frat guys: Uh-oh. (one hurls)
Coffee guys: Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dolphin Boy: (whatever he speaks in) (Uh-oh.)
Murphy: (speaking into megaphone) UH-OH! UH-OH!
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Evans: (running down the corridor into the reactor room) Uh-oh.
Hesh: Uh-oh.
Carl: Uh-oh.
Sparks: (changes channel on monitor) Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Diver 1: Uh-oh, over.
Chopper Pilot: Repeat last transmission, over.
Diver 1: Uh-oh, over.
Chopper Pilot: Say again, say again, is that an uh-oh, over.
Diver 1: I say again, we have uh-oh, over.
Chopper Pilot: Copy Uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh over.
Hesh: Uh-oh.
Carl: Uh-oh.
Sparks: (changes channel on monitor) Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Diver 1: Uh-oh, over.
Chopper Pilot: Repeat last transmission, over.
Diver 1: Uh-oh, over.
Chopper Pilot: Say again, say again, is that an uh-oh, over.
Diver 1: I say again, we have uh-oh, over.
Chopper Pilot: Copy Uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh over.
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Chopper Pilot: Base I'm not uh-. No response from Chopper Dave, over. Please advise.
Chopper Dave: (turning into werewolf) Uh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [chopper explodes]
Aircraft Carrier PA Guy: Attention on deck, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. [Carrier falls over edge] UH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
General: (on two telephones) Uh-oh. [missile lands on his desk]
Chopper Dave: (turning into werewolf) Uh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [chopper explodes]
Aircraft Carrier PA Guy: Attention on deck, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. [Carrier falls over edge] UH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
General: (on two telephones) Uh-oh. [missile lands on his desk]
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Russian General: Da? (Yes) Da. Da. Nyet. (No) DA. [knowing laugh] Da? *Bear gets in his face* Pi-voh. (Bear attacks him)
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Aliens: Trib-oh, Trib-oh.
Guy getting probed: No, leave it in. Leave it in there...leave it in my butt.
Guy getting probed: No, leave it in. Leave it in there...leave it in my butt.
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Debbie: QUINN!!! OPEN THIS...FREAKIN'...D - OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT THIS FREAKING SECOND!!!
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(mock commercial)
Boy #1: You got any OJ?
Boy #2: Orange Juice? What are you, a gay?
Boy #1: Well now, that's just insensitive!
Boy #2: Take your balls out of your purse, and step up to flavor! With Whale Cancer!
Boy #1: You got any OJ?
Boy #2: Orange Juice? What are you, a gay?
Boy #1: Well now, that's just insensitive!
Boy #2: Take your balls out of your purse, and step up to flavor! With Whale Cancer!
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Debbie: Because how many times do I turn 30?
Quinn: Well according to your driver's license, I'd have to say 5.
Hesh: OH DAMN, I know my man didn't just crawl all up on shorty's grill and put down a flag that say "BACKFIRE, BIZZIATCH"..... ahem.
Debbie: You tried to sneak Hesh into my party!?
Sparks: Nooo, Hesh who?
Stormy: Hepplewhite.
Sparks: [out the side of his mouth] Shut uuuup.
Stormy: That's his last name, Hepplewhite.
Debbie: Okay, that friggin' does it, all of you OUT. You too Mr. Look-In-My-Purse[Quinn]!
Hesh: [inside bag] He was probably looking for his balls!
Quinn: Fine! I'm tired of that 35-year old ass anyway! [climbs on go-cart]
Hesh: [inside bag] Aww damn! I guess he found 'em!
Debbie: F**k you, you f**king motherf**ker!
Sparks: Well, this has been a lovely evening.
Quinn: Would you just drive!?
Sparks Thanks for having us! [drives off]
Hesh: [still inside bag while driving off with everyone] Frickin' awesome!
Debbie: Are people showing up yet?
Shanks: [returning from cleaning up corpses] Naw, everybody's dead.
Debbie: [distraught] This is great!
Shanks: Yeah, it's good to be a main character.
Quinn: Well according to your driver's license, I'd have to say 5.
Hesh: OH DAMN, I know my man didn't just crawl all up on shorty's grill and put down a flag that say "BACKFIRE, BIZZIATCH"..... ahem.
Debbie: You tried to sneak Hesh into my party!?
Sparks: Nooo, Hesh who?
Stormy: Hepplewhite.
Sparks: [out the side of his mouth] Shut uuuup.
Stormy: That's his last name, Hepplewhite.
Debbie: Okay, that friggin' does it, all of you OUT. You too Mr. Look-In-My-Purse[Quinn]!
Hesh: [inside bag] He was probably looking for his balls!
Quinn: Fine! I'm tired of that 35-year old ass anyway! [climbs on go-cart]
Hesh: [inside bag] Aww damn! I guess he found 'em!
Debbie: F**k you, you f**king motherf**ker!
Sparks: Well, this has been a lovely evening.
Quinn: Would you just drive!?
Sparks Thanks for having us! [drives off]
Hesh: [still inside bag while driving off with everyone] Frickin' awesome!
Debbie: Are people showing up yet?
Shanks: [returning from cleaning up corpses] Naw, everybody's dead.
Debbie: [distraught] This is great!
Shanks: Yeah, it's good to be a main character.
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Debbie: I think I found what I'm looking for!...
[unzips Quinn's zipper]
Quinn: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! You are *so* bad!
Debbie: I guess this really *is* the tool closet.
[Giggles]
Marco: Hey! What the hell's going on here?!
Debbie: Marco?!
Quinn: Whoa! Whoa whoa! Quinn don't swing like that, baby!
Debbie: Shut up. [hits Quinn]
[Zipper is heard]
[lights come back on]
Marco: What are you two doing in here?
Quinn: Uhh...getting supplies...
[shortly thereafter]
Quinn: Nice story. Really believable.
Marco: Well, I couldn't come up with a smooth one like "Getting supplies".
[Quinn and Marco talk in an increasingly Laddish fasion]
Quinn: Ha... yeah, you know...
Marco: You were supplying that booty!
Quinn: Ah, you know, in't that right? Whoo, the big dogs in...
Marco: Ha ha ha!
Quinn: Diggy Diggy! Whoo!
Debbie: Hey! I'm standing right here!
Quinn: Ahem, sorry baby.
[unzips Quinn's zipper]
Quinn: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! You are *so* bad!
Debbie: I guess this really *is* the tool closet.
[Giggles]
Marco: Hey! What the hell's going on here?!
Debbie: Marco?!
Quinn: Whoa! Whoa whoa! Quinn don't swing like that, baby!
Debbie: Shut up. [hits Quinn]
[Zipper is heard]
[lights come back on]
Marco: What are you two doing in here?
Quinn: Uhh...getting supplies...
[shortly thereafter]
Quinn: Nice story. Really believable.
Marco: Well, I couldn't come up with a smooth one like "Getting supplies".
[Quinn and Marco talk in an increasingly Laddish fasion]
Quinn: Ha... yeah, you know...
Marco: You were supplying that booty!
Quinn: Ah, you know, in't that right? Whoo, the big dogs in...
Marco: Ha ha ha!
Quinn: Diggy Diggy! Whoo!
Debbie: Hey! I'm standing right here!
Quinn: Ahem, sorry baby.
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Debbie: Quinn, wait!
Quinn: What?
Debbie: You forget how to salute, soldier?
Marco: Damn! No she didn't!
Quinn: What?
Debbie: You forget how to salute, soldier?
Marco: Damn! No she didn't!
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Debbie: Stormy, not another word out of you. Period.
[Pause]
Stormy: ...Speaking of period...
[Cut to Stormy shackled, in a dungeon]
Stormy: It was TOTALLY worth it.
[Pause]
Stormy: ...Speaking of period...
[Cut to Stormy shackled, in a dungeon]
Stormy: It was TOTALLY worth it.
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Debbie: What is it?
Sparks: A book.
Debbie: What's the book?
Sparks: A modest proposal.
Debbie: By whom?
Sparks: Jonothan Swift.
Debbie: And what is it about?
Sparks: Eating babies.
Sparks: A book.
Debbie: What's the book?
Sparks: A modest proposal.
Debbie: By whom?
Sparks: Jonothan Swift.
Debbie: And what is it about?
Sparks: Eating babies.
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