Set It Up Quotes
Harper: Guys think that they like girls who like sports. What they actually like is a girl in a very tight sports jersey, serving them wings and getting the terminology wrong. Guys like girls who like guys who like sports.
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Harper: When my mom was my age, she had me. I've never even had a boyfriend.
Charlie: But you're like, a grown up.
Harper: Take that back.
Charlie: But you're like, a grown up.
Harper: Take that back.
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Harper: [describing Kirsten and Rick]One is a stunningly beautiful woman with dark hair and a fierceness that's both scary and inspiring. The other's a guy.
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Charlie: Don't pee, don't zone out, don't sneeze. Just cover his phones and try not to exist.
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[Harper and Charlie are climbing up a fire escape and Charlie is carrying a pizza] Harper: Are you okay?
Charlie: I'm fine.
Harper: No, I'm talking to my pizza.
Charlie: I'm fine.
Harper: No, I'm talking to my pizza.
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Harper: I'm so sorry. I got here so early that I thought had time to dick around then I went to that gift shop, then I lost track of time and suddenly I was late.
Charlie: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That is not a real thing.
Harper: Yes it is. It's the over-dick-around thing. I over-dicked it.
Charlie: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That is not a real thing.
Harper: Yes it is. It's the over-dick-around thing. I over-dicked it.
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Frank: Paying student athletes is such a hot button issue at the moment, you couldn't back off a little bit? I mean, you're implying we're getting rich off the backs of poor kids.
Kirsten: We're not implying it, we're proving it. Your AD bought a 2-million dollar boat last year and your star player is on food stamps.
Kirsten: We're not implying it, we're proving it. Your AD bought a 2-million dollar boat last year and your star player is on food stamps.
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Harper: All I care about is that I'm not still an assistant when I'm 28 years old. That's when it gets really sad.
Charlie: I'm 28.
Harper: Oh my God, I'm so sorry. For you. That's very sad for you.
Charlie: I'm 28.
Harper: Oh my God, I'm so sorry. For you. That's very sad for you.
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Kirsten: A lot of men proposed to me in my twenties. I could be thrice divorced by now.
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