Sex and the City Quotes
Carrie: [waiting with Mr. Winkle, the puppet dog, for her book reading to start] This book tour's tough.
Carrie: [Mr. Winkle continues to nod and pant. Carrie gives him a good look] That's a cute top.
Carrie: [Mr. Winkle continues to nod and pant. Carrie gives him a good look] That's a cute top.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Charlotte: Oh my God! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Charlotte York: [modeling her dress for her Jewish wedding] Is it okay?
Anthony Marantino: Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!
Anthony Marantino: Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie: Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda: That's moral relativism.
Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
Miranda: That's moral relativism.
Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Charlotte York: Big is in town?
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, he's having a little heart thing done.
Miranda Hobbes: What, is he on the wait list to get one?
Carrie Bradshaw: No, and you're going to feel incredibly bad in a minute: he's here because he's having heart surgery.
Miranda Hobbes: Okay, I'm officially a monster, please continue.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, he's having a little heart thing done.
Miranda Hobbes: What, is he on the wait list to get one?
Carrie Bradshaw: No, and you're going to feel incredibly bad in a minute: he's here because he's having heart surgery.
Miranda Hobbes: Okay, I'm officially a monster, please continue.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie Bradshaw: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha Jones: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.
Samantha Jones: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Miranda: [to a heckling construction worker] You got what I want? You got what I need? What I WANT... is to GET LAID. What I NEED... is to GET LAID. I NEED to GET LAID.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Miranda: [Carrie told Miranda that she farted while in bed with Big] You farted. You're human.
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't want him to know that.
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't want him to know that.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Miranda: I can't believe this. We spend our lives hiding the fat in our ass and you're putting it right on your face?
TV Show: Sex and the City
Harrison: I think you should know my specialty is sexual harrassment.
Samantha Jones: Really. So is mine.
Samantha Jones: Really. So is mine.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Miranda: If a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Carrie: Okay, what about us?
Miranda: We're just choosy.
Carrie: Okay, what about us?
Miranda: We're just choosy.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie: You can stay here with your boxes of shit and your shoe-eating dog, and knock yourself out putting on the rogaine and the speedstick!
TV Show: Sex and the City
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
TV Show: Sex and the City
Samantha Jones: I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie: [offscreen] The only thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding when you hate weddings is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings.
Charlotte: What about a guest book?
Carrie: There's gonna be like eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. I can't believe Miranda is getting married.
Charlotte: [holds up heart shaped dish] This is pretty!
Samantha: Oh, she'll hate that. Too domestic.
Carrie: And too bridey.
Samantha: Yeah, let's try not to piss her off.
Charlotte: Maybe we should just buy her a stapler, wrap it in brown paper and just smear some dog poo on it! Think she'd be comfortable with that?
Carrie: Fine. We'll get the dish.
Charlotte: What about a guest book?
Carrie: There's gonna be like eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. I can't believe Miranda is getting married.
Charlotte: [holds up heart shaped dish] This is pretty!
Samantha: Oh, she'll hate that. Too domestic.
Carrie: And too bridey.
Samantha: Yeah, let's try not to piss her off.
Charlotte: Maybe we should just buy her a stapler, wrap it in brown paper and just smear some dog poo on it! Think she'd be comfortable with that?
Carrie: Fine. We'll get the dish.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Charlotte: Samantha, you look so pretty today!
Samantha: Thanks. I have cancer.
Samantha: Thanks. I have cancer.
TV Show: Sex and the City
[Carrie explains to Miranda she blew off their dinner date for dinner with Big]
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, he got this veal...
Miranda Hobbes: You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat?
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, he got this veal...
Miranda Hobbes: You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat?
TV Show: Sex and the City
Miranda Hobbes: I can't have dinner with you. I don't even know you.
Steve Brady: You slept with me!
Miranda Hobbes: It's a different thing!
Steve Brady: You slept with me!
Miranda Hobbes: It's a different thing!
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie: [voice over narration] What was happening to me? I used to get a secret rush on men who hit on me during their fifteen minutes of fame. In this case, it merely felt exhausting.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Alison Roth: [to Skipper] You're breaking up with me while you're still inside of me?
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie: [voice over narration] As Skipper rededicated his singular affection for Miranda, Charlotte was receiving her own declaration of monogamy.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie: [voice over narration] I felt like a fool. I had gone so far out on a limb with my feelings that I didn't realise I was standing out there alone. When life gets this confusing, sometimes there's only one thing to do, attend a fabulous party.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot.
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Miranda: I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."
TV Show: Sex and the City
Carrie: Oh, oh. Do you smell that?
Samantha Jones: Pot!
Carrie: Let's get high.
Samantha Jones: Pot!
Carrie: Let's get high.
TV Show: Sex and the City
Samantha: [to Carrie] Do you realize if she were a man, not only would we be eating right now, but they'd be sending over free drinks?
TV Show: Sex and the City