Sex and the City Quotes
Amalita Amalfi: [to Carrie, about Carlo] His family has this gigantic ranch in Argentina. Very, very wealthy. He has a tiny little penis, but he knows exactly how to use it. Wave, darling, wave. Ciao, ciao, ciao.
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Stanford: [watching a runway-fallen Carrie get stepped over by Heidi Klum] Oh, my god, she's fashion roadkill!
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Carrie Bradshaw: I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet.
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Carrie: And then I realised something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.
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Mr. Big: I've been looking all over for you - here you are, holding a tongue.
Carrie: Well, your message said you weren't coming.
Mr. Big: I thought I said I'd try to make it for an hour.
Carrie: Well, yeah, but then you said that...
Mr. Big: What? What did I say?
Carrie: Never mind, never mind. You're here, you have an hour. Let's have a drink.
Mr. Big: Well, I was outside trying to get in for thirty minutes, and inside looking for you for twenty minutes, so that leaves me with just enough time to tell you that, I'm out of time. You have fun.
Carrie: [narrating voice over] Men in their forties are like The New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle. Tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.
Carrie: Well, your message said you weren't coming.
Mr. Big: I thought I said I'd try to make it for an hour.
Carrie: Well, yeah, but then you said that...
Mr. Big: What? What did I say?
Carrie: Never mind, never mind. You're here, you have an hour. Let's have a drink.
Mr. Big: Well, I was outside trying to get in for thirty minutes, and inside looking for you for twenty minutes, so that leaves me with just enough time to tell you that, I'm out of time. You have fun.
Carrie: [narrating voice over] Men in their forties are like The New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle. Tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.
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Samantha Jones: [to Charlotte] Look, all I'm saying is this is a physical expression, that the body, well, it was designed to experience. And P.S., it's fabulous.
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Miranda Hobbes: [dissatisfied with her new bedsheets] Does everything I bring into this room have to have a flaw?
Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha.
Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha.
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Natasha: [to Carrie about her marriage to Big] Yes, I'm sorry about it all. I'm sorry that he moved to Paris and fell in love with me. I'm sorry we ever got married. I'm sorry he cheated on me with you, and I'm sorry that I pretended to ignore it for as long as I did. I'm sorry I found you in my apartment, fell down the stairs, and broke my tooth. I'm very sorry that after much painful dental surgery, this tooth is still a different color than this tooth. Finally, I'm very sorry that you felt the need to come down here. Now not only have you ruined my marriage, you've ruined my lunch.
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Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.
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Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
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Miranda Hobbes: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] Why did we ever stop drinking these?
Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!
Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!
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Carrie Bradshaw: I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing.
[Miranda pours her some more Skyy vodka]
[Miranda pours her some more Skyy vodka]
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Samantha Jones: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
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Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.
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Carrie Bradshaw: Well, honey, what have you been eating?
Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.
Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.
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Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
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Samantha Jones: This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there.
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Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod: Your two best friends just got screwed over by their guys, how could you not be distant?
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Anthony Marentino: It's like trying to fit a cream puff through a key hole.
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Miranda Hobbes: [shouting to a passionately kissing couple] Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!
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Samantha Jones: Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
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