Sex and the City Quotes

Miranda Hobbes: You haven't met the *Rabbit*.

Samantha Jones: Oh, come on. If you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called the Horse.

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Harry Goldenblatt: [talking about his mother's insistence that he marry a Jewish woman] Keeping tradition alive is very important to her. She lost family in the Holocaust.

Charlotte York: [makes a face]

Harry Goldenblatt: What?

Charlotte York: Well, now I can't say anything because you've brought up... the Holocaust.

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Carrie: Well, I can't believe it. Same time, same place. Just you and me.

Mr. Big: Well, sort of. Meet my friend, Jack.

Carrie: Oh, hi, how are you?

Mr. Marvelous: Marvelous. Going through my second divorce. The bitch is getting everything the first bitch didn't.

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Carrie: [voice over narration] Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered when relationships had gotten so complicated. She yearned for the time when dinner was followed by dessert, not lubricant.

Charlotte: I can't, Brian. I want to, but I can't. I mean, actually no, that's not true. I don't want to. Or maybe I do. I don't know what I want. But I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me. And if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean... Men don't marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can't. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can't handle this right now.

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Carrie: [voice over narration] I decided, the only way to break free was to move from one addiction, to an even bigger one... shoes. A couple of blocks and way too much money later, I realized I had just entered an interesting chapter in my life. I had out-grown the boys of my past, and not quite grown into the men of my future.

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Charlotte York: [to Big] I curse the day you were born!

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Carrie Bradshaw: When Big colors... he rarely stays within the lines.

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Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.

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Carrie Bradshaw: It's the last single girl kiss.

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Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.

Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?

Charlotte York: Yep.

Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?

Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

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Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.

Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!

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Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.

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Mr. Big: That's why you need a diamond... to seal the deal.

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Carrie Bradshaw: I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.

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Carrie Bradshaw: I let the wedding get bigger than Big.

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Samantha Jones: So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.

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Carrie Bradshaw: New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.

Miranda Hobbes: Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.

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Samantha Jones: I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you... but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on.

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Carrie Bradshaw: [braces herself in the door, bows] Hello... I live here!

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Carrie Bradshaw: He's my boyfriend.

Mr. Big: Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?

Carrie Bradshaw: Point taken. From now on you'll be my man-friend.

Mr. Big: That sounds like a dog.

Carrie Bradshaw: Well if the shoe fits.

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Carrie Bradshaw: Aside from the space issue... why'd you move to New York?

Louise: ...to fall in love.

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Samantha Jones: I'm having a hot flash.

Carrie Bradshaw: You're fine.

Samantha Jones: Seriously. They're starting.

Carrie Bradshaw: You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.

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Miranda Hobbes: Charlotte has a sand-wedge
[after Charlotte falls from the camel]

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Mr. Big: [At Carrie's bewildered response to his putting a television in their bedroom] Don't you remember how great it was watching 'It Happened One Night' at the hotel?

Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, that's because it's only happened one night, at a hotel.

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Samantha Jones: [hearing that Charlotte wants to buy her children gifts, which might make them miss their flight] Buy them some *crap* at the airport!

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Samantha Jones: [to Charlotte] Everyone knows you don't hire a hot nanny, it's the law!

Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, Jude Law.

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Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.

Carrie: Once again, Samantha managed to up-sex me.

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[after Gilles has slept with Carrie, he leaves her a note and a thousand dollars]

Miranda Hobbes: [reading the note] "Thanks for the beautiful day." Must've been a hell of a beautiful day.

Carrie: Well, it was. We had such a fantastic connection, then he leaves me money. I don't understand. What exactly about me screams "whore"?

Miranda Hobbes: Besides the thousand dollars on the end table?

Samantha: I just can't believe you had dinner at Balzac. Wait a minute, I thought I ordered two eggs Benedict and one spinach omelette.

Miranda Hobbes: It's all right. I'll take the omelette.

Carrie: You know what you guys, this isn't right. We're gonna pay for all this ourselves, all right?

Samantha: He said order anything.

Miranda Hobbes: The room service is one thing, but the money... - uh-uh.

Samantha: What are you getting so uptight about? I mean, money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.

Miranda Hobbes: Don't listen to the dime store Camille Paglia.

Carrie: I don't know whether to take it as an incredible compliment or as an incredible insult?

Samantha: Just take it, period.

Carrie: Well, I wouldn't know how to return it anyway because the one thing he didn't leave me was his phone number.

Miranda Hobbes: He paid in full, what more is there to talk about? Who is this Amalita Amalfi character anyway? I'm concerned you've been drafted into a ring of high-class hookers.

Carrie

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Samantha: [on the subject of Charlotte's boyfriend who fell asleep during sex] Of course it's her fault and I can't say I'm surprised. Have you seen her on a stairmaster? Nothing happening below the waist.

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Carrie: If by going, you mean being taken against my will and kidnapped, then yes I'm going. So, enjoy me now, ladies, because this weekend I am Patty Hearst in a mud puddy. I'm a hick town hostage.

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