Sex and the City Quotes
Miranda : [reading the card Richard wrote Samantha] "Style for Style. Best, Richard."
Carrie : Best. Yikes.
Miranda : "Best" is the worst.
Samantha : "Best" is like signing "Not Love."
Carrie : Best. Yikes.
Miranda : "Best" is the worst.
Samantha : "Best" is like signing "Not Love."
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Miranda : I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am un-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.
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Miranda : But who would I invite [to my baby shower] besides you guys?
Samantha : All the bitches who made you go to theirs!
Samantha : All the bitches who made you go to theirs!
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Carrie: You think it's as simple as my dad walked out therefore I'll always be screwed up about men?
Miranda: My father came home at seven on the dot every night and I still have no clue.
Miranda: My father came home at seven on the dot every night and I still have no clue.
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Samantha : If you want out of this, just say it.
Richard : I don't want to have sex once and I want out?
Samantha : What about yesterday?
Richard : We were at the opera!
Samantha : I was bored!
Richard : I don't want to have sex once and I want out?
Samantha : What about yesterday?
Richard : We were at the opera!
Samantha : I was bored!
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Carrie : Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.
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Carrie[to Samantha] : This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full?
[Samantha flashes her boobs]
Carrie : I was kidding!
[Samantha flashes her boobs]
Carrie : I was kidding!
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Anthony : When's the last time you had sex?
[Charlotte pauses to think]
Anthony : If you had to think about it it's been too long.
Charlotte : Well, when was the last time you—
Anthony : 10: 30 today at the gym!
[Charlotte pauses to think]
Anthony : If you had to think about it it's been too long.
Charlotte : Well, when was the last time you—
Anthony : 10: 30 today at the gym!
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Samantha : My friends don't believe you.
Richard : Am I dating your friends?
Samantha : With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
Richard : Am I dating your friends?
Samantha : With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
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Miranda : Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?
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Miranda : I am so excited! I have been dreaming of being alone with these for months.
Carrie : I love that The New Yorker is your porn.
Carrie : I love that The New Yorker is your porn.
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Courtney[showing Carrie her book cover] : Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.
Carrie : I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.
Carrie : I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.
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Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.
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Charlotte : He should've mentioned her earlier.
Samantha : But not too early. I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!
Samantha : But not too early. I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!
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Miranda : I didn't tell Walker I had a baby.
Charlotte : How could you not mention it?
Miranda : It didn't come up! If Walker had asked me directly, "have you given birth recently," I would've said... first of all, define "recently."
Charlotte : How could you not mention it?
Miranda : It didn't come up! If Walker had asked me directly, "have you given birth recently," I would've said... first of all, define "recently."
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Carrie : In New York, they say, you're always looking for a job, a boyfriend or an apartment. So, let's say you have two out of three and they're fabulous. Whay do we let the thing we don't have affect how we feel about all the things we do have? Why does one minus a plus one feel like it adds up to zero?
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Miranda : No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.
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Carrie : Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha : Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
Samantha : Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
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Miranda: It's times like this I wish women could go to male prostitutes.
Samantha: Women do.
Carrie: No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.
Samantha: Women do.
Carrie: No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.
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Samantha: Rumor has it a group of guys not resembling the elephant man just got on and they're having a bachelor party in the bar car. Get dressed!
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Harry : Charlotte, I have to marry a Jew.
Charlotte : She can marry a gay guy and you can't marry an Episcopalian?
Charlotte : She can marry a gay guy and you can't marry an Episcopalian?
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Carrie Bradshaw: He doesn't need her money, he was one of the original investors in "A Chorus Line."
Miranda Hobbes: Just when I thought it couldn't get any gayer than "Mr. Broadway has to tinkle."
Miranda Hobbes: Just when I thought it couldn't get any gayer than "Mr. Broadway has to tinkle."
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Miranda : I don´t invest anymore, it´s too volatile
Carrie : Exactly! I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet!
Carrie : Exactly! I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet!
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Miranda : Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.
Samantha : Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.
Samantha : Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.
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Harry Goldenblatt: [talking about his mother's insistence that he marry a Jewish woman] Keeping tradition alive is very important to her. She lost family in the Holocaust.
Charlotte York: [makes a face]
Harry Goldenblatt: What?
Charlotte York: Well, now I can't say anything because you've brought up... the Holocaust.
Charlotte York: [makes a face]
Harry Goldenblatt: What?
Charlotte York: Well, now I can't say anything because you've brought up... the Holocaust.
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Samantha : No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars?
Miranda : Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.
Miranda : Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.
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Carrie : Meanwhile, I was finally confident I could heat up my sex life, because I was a sex columnist, I was resourceful, and I was drunkitty drunk drunk.
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Samantha: Did you finally bugger Berger?
Carrie: How long have you been waiting to say that?
Samantha: It just came to me.
Carrie: Yes, I finally buggered Berger.
Charlotte: [clapping] Yay!
Miranda: [to Charlotte] You realize you're now applauding intercourse.
Carrie: How long have you been waiting to say that?
Samantha: It just came to me.
Carrie: Yes, I finally buggered Berger.
Charlotte: [clapping] Yay!
Miranda: [to Charlotte] You realize you're now applauding intercourse.
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Samantha : Tell me why we're going to this again?
Carrie : She's an old friend going through a breakup. We're being supportive.
Samantha : On a Friday night?
Charlotte : She tried to kill herself!
Miranda : It was six Advil!
Charlotte : On an empty stomach!
Carrie : She's an old friend going through a breakup. We're being supportive.
Samantha : On a Friday night?
Charlotte : She tried to kill herself!
Miranda : It was six Advil!
Charlotte : On an empty stomach!
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