Sex and the City Quotes
Miranda: You're gonna see me with this baby and think you're in love with me.
Steve Brady: I don't know, I've seen you with my dog and you mostly just seem uncomfortable.
Steve Brady: I don't know, I've seen you with my dog and you mostly just seem uncomfortable.
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Charlotte York: When did it become fall?
Anthony: Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom.
Anthony: Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom.
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AshLeigh B.: Most guys just think you're dumb, but I'm really very literary. I read. I'll sit down and I'll read a whole magazine from cover to cover.
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[last lines]
Carrie Bradshaw: So you and me... Then maybe this is for real?
Mr. Big: Could be...
Carrie Bradshaw: So you and me... Then maybe this is for real?
Mr. Big: Could be...
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Carrie: Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan.
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Carrie: Yes, we'd love to meet Wesley of Wesley and Leslie. And P.S., does he work at Nestlé?
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[Carrie and Miranda are fighting because Miranda does not want Carrie to move to Paris with Petrovsky]
Carrie Bradshaw: Just say it! You don't like him!
Miranda Hobbes: Fine! I don't like him!
Carrie Bradshaw: Then don't *you* go to Paris with him.
[walks away]
Carrie Bradshaw: Just say it! You don't like him!
Miranda Hobbes: Fine! I don't like him!
Carrie Bradshaw: Then don't *you* go to Paris with him.
[walks away]
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Samantha: [referring to a "hot priest"] Look at his robe. So "Robin and his Merry Men."
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Samantha: Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
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Harry Goldenblatt: Charlotte, you're so beautiful. Your skin is so soft, so smooth...
Charlotte York: And you... have a hard dick.
Charlotte York: And you... have a hard dick.
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Anthony Marantino: We want candles, candles, candles. And I don't want short, stubby, broken up dick candles. I want long tapers.
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Carrie: Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better.
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Random Woman: Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection to another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much.
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Carrie: [voice over narration] There were so many questions I wanted him to answer, but would not ask. Not tonight at least. No, tonight I would ask Miranda.
[to Miranda]
Carrie: He said, "I miss you, baby." Do you think that was meant to be some kind of coded mea culpa?
Miranda Hobbes: You mean like what he really meant was, "I've been a complete idiot. Please forgive me for having dinner with that other woman."?
Carrie: Exactly.
Miranda Hobbes: Could be.
Carrie: Well no, because that would mean that everything he ever said that I interpreted as sincere is subject to interpretation, and in that case, what I perceive as his feelings for me may only really be reflected projections of my feelings for him.
Miranda Hobbes: What?
Carrie: Oh God, I'm freaking. I've gotta stop. Stop.
[to Miranda]
Carrie: He said, "I miss you, baby." Do you think that was meant to be some kind of coded mea culpa?
Miranda Hobbes: You mean like what he really meant was, "I've been a complete idiot. Please forgive me for having dinner with that other woman."?
Carrie: Exactly.
Miranda Hobbes: Could be.
Carrie: Well no, because that would mean that everything he ever said that I interpreted as sincere is subject to interpretation, and in that case, what I perceive as his feelings for me may only really be reflected projections of my feelings for him.
Miranda Hobbes: What?
Carrie: Oh God, I'm freaking. I've gotta stop. Stop.
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Carrie: [voice over narration] And while Charlotte embraced fidelity, and Samantha flaunted her infidelity... I felt myself caught somewhere in between.
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Carrie: [voice over narration] In a room where everyone was gorgeous, cool, and under thirty, monogamy suddenly became to seem like a quaint notion.
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Carrie: [voice over narration] Two a.m., and I already had a new man in my life.
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Carrie: [voice over narration] Forty five minutes later, I realised I was alone in a park at three a.m. And that it was time to call it a night.
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Carrie Bradshaw: Aidan, you can't keep punishing me, and I can't keep punishing me. I made a mistake and I am sorry, and I know that you can't forget what happened, but I hope that you can forgive me. You have to forgive me. You have to forgive me. You have to forgive me, Aidan. You have to forgive me. You have to forgive me.
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Carrie: [voice over narration] As I walked away I had a thought, maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down, and sometimes, like now, they get you so high. Damn! It would have been so cool if I hadn't looked back.
Carrie: [voice over narration] As I walked away I had a thought, maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down, and sometimes, like now, they get you so high. Damn! It would have been so cool if I hadn't looked back.
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Samantha Jones: Don't blame marriage. She's married and she's not growing a national forest.
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Carrie Bradshaw: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?
Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.
Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.
Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
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Samantha Jones: Jesus honey! Wax much?
Miranda Hobbes: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
Samantha Jones: I could be on death row and not have that *situation*!
Miranda Hobbes: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
Samantha Jones: I could be on death row and not have that *situation*!
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Carrie Bradshaw: They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.
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Carrie Bradshaw: Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.
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