Sex Files - Sexually Bewitched Quotes
Traci: If God wanted us to walk around naked, he wouldn't have invented fig leaves, or cotton and polyester.
Movie: Sex Files - Sexually Bewitched
[after allowing their mysterious new neighbor, George Daniels, to make a phone call, Sarah and Jamie go into the kitchen]
Sarah Newman: I saw him first!
Jamie Cyrus: We saw him at the same time. Are you sure you want to go up against me?
Sarah Newman: Name the time, place, and challenge.
Jamie Cyrus: Okay. I win, you leave. You win, I leave.
Sarah Newman: Win what?
Jamie Cyrus: [referring to George] Him.
Sarah Newman: First one to bed him?
Jamie Cyrus: No, the first one he falls in love with.
Sarah Newman: Love? Fine... agreed.
Jamie Cyrus: And neither one of us can cast any spells on him to make that happen.
Sarah Newman: Oh, come on! We're witches! Isn't this supposed to prove who's the better witch?
Jamie Cyrus: Yes, and this will force us both to be a little bit more creative. A witch that has to rely on magic to get a man... is one lazy witch. So, this will be good practice for the two of us.
Sarah Newman: Fine, it's a deal. But, one night in the sack with me, he will be in love. I guarantee it!
Sarah Newman: I saw him first!
Jamie Cyrus: We saw him at the same time. Are you sure you want to go up against me?
Sarah Newman: Name the time, place, and challenge.
Jamie Cyrus: Okay. I win, you leave. You win, I leave.
Sarah Newman: Win what?
Jamie Cyrus: [referring to George] Him.
Sarah Newman: First one to bed him?
Jamie Cyrus: No, the first one he falls in love with.
Sarah Newman: Love? Fine... agreed.
Jamie Cyrus: And neither one of us can cast any spells on him to make that happen.
Sarah Newman: Oh, come on! We're witches! Isn't this supposed to prove who's the better witch?
Jamie Cyrus: Yes, and this will force us both to be a little bit more creative. A witch that has to rely on magic to get a man... is one lazy witch. So, this will be good practice for the two of us.
Sarah Newman: Fine, it's a deal. But, one night in the sack with me, he will be in love. I guarantee it!
Movie: Sex Files - Sexually Bewitched