She Spies Quotes
Jack Wilde: Ladies, I have a bone to pick with you.
Cassie McBain: Darn, I was hoping to have a boneless day.
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Jack Wilde: Ooh. Refresh my memory - middle finger straight up mean you're number one in customer satisfaction?
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Jack Wilde: So what you're saying is, if we we start with how, that'll help us figure out who, when, where, and why?
Dr. Marks: Forget about who - when we find out the where, we'll know the who.
Jack Wilde: How will where tell us who?
Dr. Marks: Isn't this getting a little bit convoluted?
Jack Wilde: How?
Dr. Marks: How?
Jack Wilde: Or why?
Dr. Marks: What?
Jack Wilde: I don't know.
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Jack Wilde: Who do you wreak havoc and destruction wherever you go?
D.D. Cummings: It's what we love.
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Jack Wilde: You said you wanted to butter up the boss, I didn't know you meant it literally.
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D.D. Cummings: Do you guys think I should wear a strapless bra or an underwire bra with this dress? Because the dress is tight, you know? On the one hand I should have support because I don't want things looking droopy, but on the other hand the shoulders are bared so I don't want to show straps. Wait a minute! What am I talking about? Me, in a bra?
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D.D. Cummings: Don't drink that!
James Green: Why not?
D.D. Cummings: Why not?
James Green: Yes, why not?
D.D. Cummings: Why not what?
James Green: Why not drink that?
D.D. Cummings: Why not drink what?
James Green: Why not drink that.
D.D. Cummings: Why not drink that?
James Green: Yes, why not drink that.
D.D. Cummings: Why not drink what?
James Green: Why not drink that.
D.D. Cummings: This isn't very good banter, is it.
James Green: Not really. Maybe we should move on.
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D.D. Cummings: It'd be really great if there was something really hard and really scary that you had to do, and you could somehow zoom to the part where you're done and you're fine. [jump-cut from them on the roof of a building to inside]
Cassie McBain: That worked great!
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D.D. Cummings: So we've gone from imprisoned hardened couch potatoes to freedom-loving couch potatoes?
Cassie McBain: Yeah, but now we have the choice to be worthless and lazy.
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D.D. Cummings: That's insane.
Meelbow: No more insane then three beautiful ex-cons working for a clandestine government organization., trying to rid the world of all wrongdoing.
Everyone: Umm, yeah, yep. Pretty much.
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D.D. Cummings: We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV... We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or someone planning a murder. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or discussing incest. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or planning to murder someone they had an incestuous affair with. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about cross-dressers. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about incestuous cross-dressers who murder. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or divorce court. Or people's court. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or recreated murders that end up in court. [changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or Cedric.
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D.D. Cummings: You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though.
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Shane Phillips: It's sleaze like that that gives sleaze like us a bad name.
Jack Wilde: Yeah, well, contact your union.
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Shane Phillips: That reminds me of what I miss most about prison
D.D. Cummings: Shaving your legs?
Shane Phillips: Okay, second most.
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Shane Phillips: This is torture!
Nicky: Torture, nah, recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote, and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of "The Wayan Brothers" - now that's torture.
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Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures.
D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures?
Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot.
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Shane Phillips: Why don't you leave the whole 'I'm too good for the whole world' look to the professionals?
Andrea: And maybe you should leave that sassy but Sassoon look to the late night action adventure shows?
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Shane Phillips: You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right?
D.D. Cummings: I care - but it's not critical.
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