Shortbus Quotes

Ceth: [as Jamie rims him] Eat it, girl.

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Jamie: Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?
Ceth: No.

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Justin Bond: [to Sofia] It's a salon for the gifted and challenged. That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve.

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Man: Justin, someone just came on your cat.
Justin Bond: [Ceth laughs] It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?

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Severin: Why are you crying?
James: I look back to things that were when I was 12 years old. I'm still looking for the same things now.

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