Shrek 2 Quotes
Donkey: Oh, man, it's finally here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Or figgified your pudding?
Shrek: Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!
Shrek: No.
Donkey: You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Or figgified your pudding?
Shrek: Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!
Movie: Shrek 2
King: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
Shrek: Ogres! Yes!
Queen: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
King: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young.
Princess Fiona: Dad!
Shrek: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in a tower.
Princess Fiona: Shrek, please!
King: I only did that because I love her!
Shrek: Oh, yeah! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle!
Shrek: Ogres! Yes!
Queen: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
King: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young.
Princess Fiona: Dad!
Shrek: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in a tower.
Princess Fiona: Shrek, please!
King: I only did that because I love her!
Shrek: Oh, yeah! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle!
Movie: Shrek 2
Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town / Here we have some rules, let us lay them down: / Don't make waves, stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE! / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place! [Shrek and Donkey get their photo taken]
Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again!
Shrek: [grabs Donkey] No, no, no!
Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again!
Shrek: [grabs Donkey] No, no, no!
Movie: Shrek 2
Shrek: Face it, Donkey. We're lost.
Donkey: We can't be lost. We followed the king's instructions to the letter. What did he say? Go to the deepest, darkest part of the forest.
Shrek: Aye.
Donkey: Go past the sinister-looking trees with the scary-looking branches.
Shrek: Uh-huh.
Donkey: And there's that bush that looks like Shirley Bassey.
Shrek: Donkey, we passed that bush three times already.
Donkey: Well, I wasn't the one who refused to stop for directions.
Donkey: We can't be lost. We followed the king's instructions to the letter. What did he say? Go to the deepest, darkest part of the forest.
Shrek: Aye.
Donkey: Go past the sinister-looking trees with the scary-looking branches.
Shrek: Uh-huh.
Donkey: And there's that bush that looks like Shirley Bassey.
Shrek: Donkey, we passed that bush three times already.
Donkey: Well, I wasn't the one who refused to stop for directions.
Movie: Shrek 2