Sisters Quotes
Holly: Don't you just love songs about extra-terrestrial life?
Mickey: Not if they're sung by extra-terrestrials.
Mickey: Not if they're sung by extra-terrestrials.
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Mercy Croft: People are always telling me how cheerful you look, riding around on your bike.
George: Well, you'd look cheerful too with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!
George: Well, you'd look cheerful too with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!
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Sister Kate: April is the slowest, most conscientious driver in the world.
April: Isn't that good?
Sister Kate: Not when you're trying to get somewhere. When the speed limit's 25, she goes 24. When she drives by a hospital, she turns off the engine and coasts because the sign says Quiet. One time the light turned yellow and she actually stopped.
Todd: You're right, that *is* sick.
Sister Kate: The policeman that rear-ended us seemed to think so.
April: Isn't that good?
Sister Kate: Not when you're trying to get somewhere. When the speed limit's 25, she goes 24. When she drives by a hospital, she turns off the engine and coasts because the sign says Quiet. One time the light turned yellow and she actually stopped.
Todd: You're right, that *is* sick.
Sister Kate: The policeman that rear-ended us seemed to think so.
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[Neville, Violet and Eugene are watching TV when Sister Kate enters the room]
Sister Kate: Neville, Violet, time for bed.
Neville Williams: Hey, how come the black folks have to go to bed first around here?
Sister Kate: It's not because you're black. It's because you're the most annoying. And you're also the youngest, now go. [Neville and Violet leave. Kate turns back to the couch]
Sister Kate: You too, Eugene.
Eugene Colodner: I'm not the youngest.
Sister Kate: No, but you're every bit as annoying.
Sister Kate: Neville, Violet, time for bed.
Neville Williams: Hey, how come the black folks have to go to bed first around here?
Sister Kate: It's not because you're black. It's because you're the most annoying. And you're also the youngest, now go. [Neville and Violet leave. Kate turns back to the couch]
Sister Kate: You too, Eugene.
Eugene Colodner: I'm not the youngest.
Sister Kate: No, but you're every bit as annoying.
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Kate Ellis: Hey. Lollapazuzu, I'm partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu: I've been ready. My safe word is keep going.
Pazuzu: I've been ready. My safe word is keep going.
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Maura Ellis: [the sisters are clothes shopping for the party]We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
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Kate Ellis: We are looking for... to buy drugs.
Pazuzu: What'chu want? I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. Shit to make your dick hard, shit to make your dick soft, shit'll find your dick. That shit there's from Kenya, supposed to be a scurvy cure for silverback gorillas but for humans it just makes them violently masturbate. Did I say crack? because I got more of that, too. I got some Ibuprofen, Aspirin. I got Flintstone Gummies if you want.
Pazuzu: What'chu want? I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. Shit to make your dick hard, shit to make your dick soft, shit'll find your dick. That shit there's from Kenya, supposed to be a scurvy cure for silverback gorillas but for humans it just makes them violently masturbate. Did I say crack? because I got more of that, too. I got some Ibuprofen, Aspirin. I got Flintstone Gummies if you want.
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James: [Reading from Maura's Diary]Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
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Kate Ellis: What kind of last name is Geernt? Geernt. Sounds like a queef on a yoga ball.
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Maura Ellis: [the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged]Did we just cock block our parents?
Kate Ellis: They were fresh off the sex griddle!
Kate Ellis: They were fresh off the sex griddle!
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Alex: Hey I'm sorry, hold on one second, hold on one second. [Pretends to answer phone call during party]
Alex: Mom?
Hae-Won: Oh, my god!
Alex: Yeah. I'll be right there. [Onlooking party-goers groan]
Alex: I'm kidding! [All laughing]
Alex: But thanks for finally laughing, you fucking assholes! [laughs]
Alex: Mom?
Hae-Won: Oh, my god!
Alex: Yeah. I'll be right there. [Onlooking party-goers groan]
Alex: I'm kidding! [All laughing]
Alex: But thanks for finally laughing, you fucking assholes! [laughs]
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[Brinda has crashed Kate and Maura's party and is talking to James, whom Maura has a crush on] Kate Ellis: Are you serious? 'Cause I am straight-up baffled.
Brinda: I'm sorry?
Kate Ellis: I believe you called this party a sad and desperate event?
Brinda: Well, I just figured I'd pop in and say hello to everyone. I mean, we're all adults now, right?
Kate Ellis: Nice try. On your bike, bitch.
Maura Ellis: [whimpers]
Kate Ellis: Get your peanut butter outta my sister's chocolate.
Brinda: Wow.
Kate Ellis: I respect your jumpsuit, but not its contents. Hit it.
Brinda: I'm sorry?
Kate Ellis: I believe you called this party a sad and desperate event?
Brinda: Well, I just figured I'd pop in and say hello to everyone. I mean, we're all adults now, right?
Kate Ellis: Nice try. On your bike, bitch.
Maura Ellis: [whimpers]
Kate Ellis: Get your peanut butter outta my sister's chocolate.
Brinda: Wow.
Kate Ellis: I respect your jumpsuit, but not its contents. Hit it.
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Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?
Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?
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