Sisters Quotes
Maura's Patient: No, I don't need lotion in there!
Maura Ellis: [Shushes]Yeah, you do need lotion in there.
Maura Ellis: [Shushes]Yeah, you do need lotion in there.
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Maura Ellis: Blue? What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue? What, were you raised on a tugboat?
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Mr. Geernt: My apologies. I was worried you were having a party, but I see now you really are having a wake.
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[Unrated version only] Kate Ellis: Oh, I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the last five millionth time in your life.
Maura Ellis: Oh, I get! I get my fucking dick when I want to.
Kate Ellis: I know you get tons of dick!
Maura Ellis: Just not tonight and not recently.
Kate Ellis: Mmmm-hmmm.
Maura Ellis: Oh, I get! I get my fucking dick when I want to.
Kate Ellis: I know you get tons of dick!
Maura Ellis: Just not tonight and not recently.
Kate Ellis: Mmmm-hmmm.
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Kate Ellis: You know, I never met a Brayla before.
Brayla: I know like three.
Kate Ellis: Oh, so you're trending. God bless.
Brayla: I know like three.
Kate Ellis: Oh, so you're trending. God bless.
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Maura Ellis: [Policeman writes on his note pad]Why don't you write this on your notepad. E.A.T... [Policeman starts writing]
Maura Ellis: S.H.I.T...
Kate Ellis: Okay! Oh My GOD!
Maura Ellis: S.H.I.T...
Kate Ellis: Okay! Oh My GOD!
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Kate Ellis: Kelly. Your profile pic is a low-fat Mexican casserole.
Kelly: [unashamed]Yeah. It is.
Kelly: [unashamed]Yeah. It is.
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Kate Ellis: I wish being gay was a choice, because I always did like that shorts and boots look.
Maura Ellis: Yeah I dunno, for me the deal breaker might be the eating of the pussy.
Kate Ellis: Oh really? 'Cause for me, it would just be the fucking unbearable amount of talking.
Maura Ellis: Yeah I dunno, for me the deal breaker might be the eating of the pussy.
Kate Ellis: Oh really? 'Cause for me, it would just be the fucking unbearable amount of talking.
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[Unrated edition only] Kate Ellis: Why don't you go drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a fucking husband? Or go breastfeed a squirrel, you sad excuse for a woman.
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