Stash: If you're nothin', you really are somethin'. You dig? Boy, how I wish I could be nothing.
Darlene Banks: What?
Stash: Nothing.
Movie: Skidoo
The Mayor: The results of our anti-ugliness drive were less than satisfactory.
Movie: Skidoo
Tower Guard: I see the Green Bay Packers... and they're all naked!
Movie: Skidoo
TV Commercial: For family fun, get your gun!
Movie: Skidoo
