Smallville Quotes
Alicia: Good thing you've got buns of steel. You might be impervious to the cold, but I'm turning into a Popsicle.
Clark: Well, I do have heat vision.
Clark: Well, I do have heat vision.
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Clark: You drugged me!
Alicia: No, it's not-- I just didn't know what else to do because I couldn't stay, and I couldn't leave without you so I just thought you could listen to your heart instead of your head for once.
Clark: Look, you don't even see what you did was wrong! What's the matter with you?
Alicia: Clark, you could've hooked up with any girl you wanted and you chose me. Why do you think that is?
Clark: You dosed me with red kryptonite! It makes me do things I don't want to do!
Alicia: No, I don't think that rock forces you to do anything, Clark! Maybe it dampens your inhibitions, but Clark Kent got himself into this situation, okay? Clark Kent asked me to marry him. Clark Kent brought me up to this hotel room to make love to me.
Clark: Well, maybe Clark Kent made a mistake.
Alicia: No, it's not-- I just didn't know what else to do because I couldn't stay, and I couldn't leave without you so I just thought you could listen to your heart instead of your head for once.
Clark: Look, you don't even see what you did was wrong! What's the matter with you?
Alicia: Clark, you could've hooked up with any girl you wanted and you chose me. Why do you think that is?
Clark: You dosed me with red kryptonite! It makes me do things I don't want to do!
Alicia: No, I don't think that rock forces you to do anything, Clark! Maybe it dampens your inhibitions, but Clark Kent got himself into this situation, okay? Clark Kent asked me to marry him. Clark Kent brought me up to this hotel room to make love to me.
Clark: Well, maybe Clark Kent made a mistake.
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Alicia: I'm so sorry about what I did to you, Clark. I just didn't want to lose the one good thing in my life.
Clark: I'm not so sure that drugging me was the best way to preserve the relationship... I wanted you with or without that rock.
Alicia: Past tense noted.
Clark: I'm not so sure that drugging me was the best way to preserve the relationship... I wanted you with or without that rock.
Alicia: Past tense noted.
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Martha: I'm upset. But more than that, I'm disappointed.
Clark: I was on red kryptonite, Mom.
Martha: My God, you ran off with a girl you barely know and got married.
Clark: It wasn't legal.
Martha: That's not even the point. Marriage is sacred, Clark. It's about two people who trust each other and are willing to go through life together no matter how difficult it gets. I thought we had taught you that! You're an amazing young man, Clark. You make life and death decisions every day. But then you turn around and you do this. Why did you do it?
Clark: Mom, there's a part of me that never feels freer than when I'm with Alicia. She makes me feel normal and special at the same time.
Martha: I know how badly you want to be with somebody. I want that for you too. I guess I just expected you to use better judgment.
Clark: I was on red kryptonite, Mom.
Martha: My God, you ran off with a girl you barely know and got married.
Clark: It wasn't legal.
Martha: That's not even the point. Marriage is sacred, Clark. It's about two people who trust each other and are willing to go through life together no matter how difficult it gets. I thought we had taught you that! You're an amazing young man, Clark. You make life and death decisions every day. But then you turn around and you do this. Why did you do it?
Clark: Mom, there's a part of me that never feels freer than when I'm with Alicia. She makes me feel normal and special at the same time.
Martha: I know how badly you want to be with somebody. I want that for you too. I guess I just expected you to use better judgment.
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Chloe: Lois, if you found out something, something someone didn't want you to know about them, would you tell them?
Lois: That depends. Is that person someone you care about?
Chloe: Yeah.
Lois: And does keeping the secret hurt anyone?
Chloe: No.
Lois: Then my answer is no. If I really cared about that person, I wouldn't tell them that I knew. But I would go out of my way to be supportive of them so that hopefully, one day, they would be comfortable enough to tell me themselves.
Lois: That depends. Is that person someone you care about?
Chloe: Yeah.
Lois: And does keeping the secret hurt anyone?
Chloe: No.
Lois: Then my answer is no. If I really cared about that person, I wouldn't tell them that I knew. But I would go out of my way to be supportive of them so that hopefully, one day, they would be comfortable enough to tell me themselves.
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Clark: Alicia didn't do this. Ever since she was released from Belle Reve, she's been wearing her lead bracelet. It prevents her from using her abilities.
Lois: And did she also happen to be wearing anything low-cut when she spun you that tale, 'cause I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here.
Chloe: Clark, just because Alicia says that the bracelet keeps her from teleporting doesn't mean that it's the truth.
Clark: She was with me when Lana got attacked. I was saying good night in Grandville.
Chloe: Yeah, but every second? You have to admit that she can transport easier than Captain Kirk.
Lois: And she did try to carve herself a Jack-O-Lana before, cut and dry. Emphasis on the "cut."
Lois: And did she also happen to be wearing anything low-cut when she spun you that tale, 'cause I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here.
Chloe: Clark, just because Alicia says that the bracelet keeps her from teleporting doesn't mean that it's the truth.
Clark: She was with me when Lana got attacked. I was saying good night in Grandville.
Chloe: Yeah, but every second? You have to admit that she can transport easier than Captain Kirk.
Lois: And she did try to carve herself a Jack-O-Lana before, cut and dry. Emphasis on the "cut."
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Jonathan: Son, your girlfriend has problems and this relationship is not healthy. Why can't you see that?
Clark: You always told me to look for the good in people, to believe in them. And Alicia deserves a second chance.
Martha: What I don't understand is why do you continue to see her, knowing how we feel?
Clark: She kept my secret. She got shot protecting me. What else does she have to do to prove herself?
Clark: You always told me to look for the good in people, to believe in them. And Alicia deserves a second chance.
Martha: What I don't understand is why do you continue to see her, knowing how we feel?
Clark: She kept my secret. She got shot protecting me. What else does she have to do to prove herself?
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Clark: Everybody thinks it's you.
Alicia: Why, because of my powers? Because I'm a freak? You know what, Clark? Maybe if everybody knew your secret, you'd be a suspect too.
Alicia: Why, because of my powers? Because I'm a freak? You know what, Clark? Maybe if everybody knew your secret, you'd be a suspect too.
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Alicia: [reading] “Can Any Cell Hold Her?” Probably not.
Chloe: Alicia, what are you doing here?
Alicia: Chloe Sullivan, ace reporter. You write all these articles about the people you call freaks and you don't even realize that someone close to you is one of them. Why are you ignoring what's right in front of your face, Chloe? Don't you want to know the truth about Clark Kent?
Chloe: Alicia, what are you doing here?
Alicia: Chloe Sullivan, ace reporter. You write all these articles about the people you call freaks and you don't even realize that someone close to you is one of them. Why are you ignoring what's right in front of your face, Chloe? Don't you want to know the truth about Clark Kent?
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Chloe: How did you post bail?
Lois: Four very good friends of mine. Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover.
Lois: Four very good friends of mine. Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover.
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Clark: Lois, I don't think this is the best time.
Lois: And when would be the best time, Clark, when I'm on the chain gang?
Clark: [to Geoff] I'm sorry. She's under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you're stuck in traffic or you have a midterm for a class you've never been to. I'm out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.
Lois: And when would be the best time, Clark, when I'm on the chain gang?
Clark: [to Geoff] I'm sorry. She's under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you're stuck in traffic or you have a midterm for a class you've never been to. I'm out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.
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Clark: I want to believe that I can go out there and play football like any normal college kid, but the fact is, I have powers that no other athlete has. Coop was right. It's not fair that Geoff was out there on that field, just like it's not fair when I'm out there competing. So I've decided to give up football.
Martha: Clark... I know how difficult it is to give up something you love.
Jonathan: But this decision you've made son, it shows integrity well beyond your years.
Clark: Then why don't I feel good about it?
Martha: Clark... I know how difficult it is to give up something you love.
Jonathan: But this decision you've made son, it shows integrity well beyond your years.
Clark: Then why don't I feel good about it?
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Clark: So what're you gonna do? Are you gonna go stay with Chloe?
Lois: They've got a tiny one-bedroom apartment. I can't do that to them. It's fine, really, I'm just gonna check into a motel and when the money runs out, I can always sleep in my car. The backseat's not too bad if you bend your knees and avoid the drive train and then, you know, if I have to sell my car for food, that's okay too. I've always dreamed of being a hobo, riding the rails, cooking beans over roadside fires...
Clark: If you want, I guess you can stay with us.
Lois: You're a lifesaver! God, am I in need of a hot shower! Don't worry, Smallville. I'll try to keep it under a half hour.
Clark: What just happened?
Lois: They've got a tiny one-bedroom apartment. I can't do that to them. It's fine, really, I'm just gonna check into a motel and when the money runs out, I can always sleep in my car. The backseat's not too bad if you bend your knees and avoid the drive train and then, you know, if I have to sell my car for food, that's okay too. I've always dreamed of being a hobo, riding the rails, cooking beans over roadside fires...
Clark: If you want, I guess you can stay with us.
Lois: You're a lifesaver! God, am I in need of a hot shower! Don't worry, Smallville. I'll try to keep it under a half hour.
Clark: What just happened?
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Chloe: I'm proud of you, Clark.
Clark: You're proud of me? Why?
Chloe: I just have a feeling that you're destined to do a lot more in this world than just score touchdowns.
Clark: Chloe, you've been saying a lot of weird things to me lately. What makes you think I'm destined to do anything?
Chloe: Just a hunch.
Clark: You're proud of me? Why?
Chloe: I just have a feeling that you're destined to do a lot more in this world than just score touchdowns.
Clark: Chloe, you've been saying a lot of weird things to me lately. What makes you think I'm destined to do anything?
Chloe: Just a hunch.
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Clark: Just playing with Skippy here.
Lois: We're not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?
Lois: Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick... I think we should call him Clarkie.
Lois: We're not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?
Lois: Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick... I think we should call him Clarkie.
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Clark: We found this dog.
Lois: Actually, I found him. Well, hit him actually. Not hard. We call him Clarkie.
Clark: We don't call him Clarkie.
Lois: Is it the "ie" part you don't like? Because we could always just make it Clark. But then that would get really confusing, and hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be Skipper.
Lois: Actually, I found him. Well, hit him actually. Not hard. We call him Clarkie.
Clark: We don't call him Clarkie.
Lois: Is it the "ie" part you don't like? Because we could always just make it Clark. But then that would get really confusing, and hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be Skipper.
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Clark: Lois, call the police. I'm gonna see if I can catch up with these guys.
Lois: Hold on there, Forrest Gump. What are you gonna do, run? We brought my car, remember?
Clark: Lois, look--
Lois: Unh-unh. We can call the cops on the way. You are so weird sometimes.
Clark: [later, in the car] You know, can you go a little bit faster?
Lois: Hey, you were gonna be hoofing it about ten minutes ago. Besides, I don't want to hit anything.
Lois: Hold on there, Forrest Gump. What are you gonna do, run? We brought my car, remember?
Clark: Lois, look--
Lois: Unh-unh. We can call the cops on the way. You are so weird sometimes.
Clark: [later, in the car] You know, can you go a little bit faster?
Lois: Hey, you were gonna be hoofing it about ten minutes ago. Besides, I don't want to hit anything.
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Lois: I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies.
Clark: Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
Lois: Maybe I'm allergic to you.
Clark: Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
Lois: Maybe I'm allergic to you.
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Clark: I was just trying to figure out if hidden temples and body-snatching witches fits under community service or extracurriculars.
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Jor-El: I knew you would return, my son.
Clark: Why'd you send me to find this?
Jor-El: Because you may be the last survivor of a great civilization.
Clark: A great civilization that destroyed itself!
Jor-El: As will yours if you continue to refuse your mission. The knowledge of our civilization was encoded in three stones brought to Earth and hidden at the far reaches of the world. Greed will drive others to hunt the stones. But if the humans should unite them before you, they will not be able to withstand the temptation and will drive the world to famine, war, and the Earth's ultimate destruction. You must find the other two stones. The fate of your world lies in your hands... Kal-El.
Clark: Why'd you send me to find this?
Jor-El: Because you may be the last survivor of a great civilization.
Clark: A great civilization that destroyed itself!
Jor-El: As will yours if you continue to refuse your mission. The knowledge of our civilization was encoded in three stones brought to Earth and hidden at the far reaches of the world. Greed will drive others to hunt the stones. But if the humans should unite them before you, they will not be able to withstand the temptation and will drive the world to famine, war, and the Earth's ultimate destruction. You must find the other two stones. The fate of your world lies in your hands... Kal-El.
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Clark: Lana, what's going on?
Lana: Which part? The immaculate tattoo, the fact that I seem to be a harboring a 16th century witch, or that Jason and Lex took off with a map to uncover it all behind my back?
Clark: Why would they do that?
Lana: I don't know, but Jason said that we were gonna figure this out together. But it turns out he has a rather limited definition of “we.”
Lana: Which part? The immaculate tattoo, the fact that I seem to be a harboring a 16th century witch, or that Jason and Lex took off with a map to uncover it all behind my back?
Clark: Why would they do that?
Lana: I don't know, but Jason said that we were gonna figure this out together. But it turns out he has a rather limited definition of “we.”
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Clark: Lana, whatever their motives are, I'm sure they still care about you.
Lana: That still doesn't change the fact that everybody seems to know more about me than I do.
Clark: It must be scary to think that someone out there has a plan for you, but you don't know what it is yet.
Lana: That still doesn't change the fact that everybody seems to know more about me than I do.
Clark: It must be scary to think that someone out there has a plan for you, but you don't know what it is yet.
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Lionel: You have a ferocious desire to find all the answers, son, but don't let your search for those stones turn into your personal Tower of Babel.
Lex: I'm not trying to get closer to God, Dad. I'm trying to solve the riddles He's laid out for me.
Lionel: Did you ever think there might be a reason why we weren't given the answers?
Lex: To challenge us?
Lionel: Or maybe to humble us. Knowledge comes from finding the answers, yes, but understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom. Men who didn't understand the difference have been the ruin of some of the world's greatest civilizations.
Lex: Is that why you stopped looking for the stones? Because you're afraid?
Lionel: No. No, I stopped because I realized that even if I find the three stones, I'm not gonna find what I'm really looking for. Neither will you.
Lex: I'm not trying to get closer to God, Dad. I'm trying to solve the riddles He's laid out for me.
Lionel: Did you ever think there might be a reason why we weren't given the answers?
Lex: To challenge us?
Lionel: Or maybe to humble us. Knowledge comes from finding the answers, yes, but understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom. Men who didn't understand the difference have been the ruin of some of the world's greatest civilizations.
Lex: Is that why you stopped looking for the stones? Because you're afraid?
Lionel: No. No, I stopped because I realized that even if I find the three stones, I'm not gonna find what I'm really looking for. Neither will you.
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Clark: So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
Lucy: Well there's not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let me gloat. She is getting straight A's at one of the most prestigious prep schools in Europe, she is fluent in three languages, and she is fending off Ivy League colleges with a stick.
Clark: Wow, that's impressive. What happened to Lois?
Lois: You're gonna find that Clark's charm is an acquired taste, much like his sense of fashion.
Lucy: Well there's not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let me gloat. She is getting straight A's at one of the most prestigious prep schools in Europe, she is fluent in three languages, and she is fending off Ivy League colleges with a stick.
Clark: Wow, that's impressive. What happened to Lois?
Lois: You're gonna find that Clark's charm is an acquired taste, much like his sense of fashion.
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Lex: Two Lanes under one roof. That's got to be interesting.
Clark: Well, I haven't had a hot shower in two days, and the laundry machine is running nonstop, the phone line is consistently busy. No, it's nice having them around. I mean, it kind of takes the loneliness out of the house.
Lex: Yeah, I always hated the sound of a quiet home.
Clark: Well, I haven't had a hot shower in two days, and the laundry machine is running nonstop, the phone line is consistently busy. No, it's nice having them around. I mean, it kind of takes the loneliness out of the house.
Lex: Yeah, I always hated the sound of a quiet home.
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Clark: I knew you had talents, but I didn't think burglary was one of them.
Lucy: I swear I was gonna pay it all back. I'm not some criminal.
Clark: You do a pretty good job of impersonating one. Look, Lucy, I just don't get it. I mean, why?
Lucy: Do you have any idea what it's like to be different from everyone else? To be a total outsider?
Clark: I might have an idea.
Lucy: I swear I was gonna pay it all back. I'm not some criminal.
Clark: You do a pretty good job of impersonating one. Look, Lucy, I just don't get it. I mean, why?
Lucy: Do you have any idea what it's like to be different from everyone else? To be a total outsider?
Clark: I might have an idea.
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Clark: Lex, do you ever miss not having a sibling?
Lex: I used to... until I met you, Clark. You're closer to me than any... blood brother.
Lex: I used to... until I met you, Clark. You're closer to me than any... blood brother.
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Lois: You're amazing, Smallville. You always look for the best in people even when they walk all over you.
Clark: I guess that explains why we're friends.
Lois: Oh, we're friends now?
Clark: Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't.
Clark: I guess that explains why we're friends.
Lois: Oh, we're friends now?
Clark: Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't.
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Clark: Chloe, I was with Lex. We went to the lab together.
Chloe: Which would be about the same time I was talking to Lex outside Dr. Sinclair's room.
Clark: Well, that's impossible.
Chloe: Not in Smallville. You of all people should know that.
Chloe: Which would be about the same time I was talking to Lex outside Dr. Sinclair's room.
Clark: Well, that's impossible.
Chloe: Not in Smallville. You of all people should know that.
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Lionel: What's going on? What the hell are you doing?
Alexander: Seizing the moment, Dad. Just like you taught me. Now, what's your problem with me this time, old man?
Lionel: It was your offer to hold a fundraiser at LuthorCorp Plaza, then you go behind my back and cancel the whole thing. Why would you do that?
Alexander: "Because helping those who refuse to help themselves is a waste of time and money, son!" Isn't that what the old Lionel Luthor used to say?
Lionel: I've changed. People change, Lex.
Alexander: No, they don't. They just get soft. Like you.
Alexander: Seizing the moment, Dad. Just like you taught me. Now, what's your problem with me this time, old man?
Lionel: It was your offer to hold a fundraiser at LuthorCorp Plaza, then you go behind my back and cancel the whole thing. Why would you do that?
Alexander: "Because helping those who refuse to help themselves is a waste of time and money, son!" Isn't that what the old Lionel Luthor used to say?
Lionel: I've changed. People change, Lex.
Alexander: No, they don't. They just get soft. Like you.
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