Smallville Quotes
Chloe: This is what I love about high school parties. People will gather anywhere as long as there's illegally-purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.
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Jonathan: We already talked about that.
Martha: I talked, you grunted.
Jonathan: I thought that I was rather articulate.
Martha: I talked, you grunted.
Jonathan: I thought that I was rather articulate.
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Clark: Hello, citizens.
Martha: I'm not familiar with this child. Where's the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?
Martha: I'm not familiar with this child. Where's the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?
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Clark: Maybe I can help.
Jonathan: You already have. Last season you saved us four part-time hands.
Clark: I'm thinking bigger picture. You know, forget about this whole high school thing. Try for a pro sports team. I could make a ton of money in endorsements... [smiles] just trying to lighten up the mood.
Martha: As much as we'd love to see your face on a cereal box, we'd settle for you getting to school on time.
Jonathan: You already have. Last season you saved us four part-time hands.
Clark: I'm thinking bigger picture. You know, forget about this whole high school thing. Try for a pro sports team. I could make a ton of money in endorsements... [smiles] just trying to lighten up the mood.
Martha: As much as we'd love to see your face on a cereal box, we'd settle for you getting to school on time.
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Cassandra Carver: Because we both know... you're not like other people.
Clark: Sure I am...
Cassandra Carver: No Clark, I've seen you. Before we ever met. More than once, I've touched people and seen such pain and despair and - But then you were there and the pain was gone. I think that's your destiny, Clark. To save people from fear and darkness. You can fear the future or you can embrace it. The choice is yours.
Clark: Sure I am...
Cassandra Carver: No Clark, I've seen you. Before we ever met. More than once, I've touched people and seen such pain and despair and - But then you were there and the pain was gone. I think that's your destiny, Clark. To save people from fear and darkness. You can fear the future or you can embrace it. The choice is yours.
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Lex: Life's a journey, Clark; I don't wanna go through it following a roadmap.
Clark: It still wouldn't kill you to drive more slowly.
Clark: It still wouldn't kill you to drive more slowly.
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Lex: I once read about a rich man who survived a hotel fire. He hung onto the ledge for an hour before the fire department rescued him. Afterwards he bought the hotel...always stayed in the room. When they asked him why, he said he figured Fate couldn't find him twice.
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Clark: You might consider rounding those curves at a speed that won't actually break the sound barrier.
Lex: Hey, where's the fun in that?
Lex: Hey, where's the fun in that?
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Clark Kent: [doesn't see Lana] Dad, I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through.
[sees Lana, pauses]
Lana Lang: Very impressive.
Clark Kent: Well, I had a sledgehammer.
[sees Lana, pauses]
Lana Lang: Very impressive.
Clark Kent: Well, I had a sledgehammer.
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Chloe: Getting your morning Lana fix?
Clark: Chloe, don't you ever knock?
Chloe: It's a barn, Clark.
Clark: Is there a reason you're here early or do you just enjoy busting my chops?
Chloe: Little of both.
Clark: Chloe, don't you ever knock?
Chloe: It's a barn, Clark.
Clark: Is there a reason you're here early or do you just enjoy busting my chops?
Chloe: Little of both.
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Clark: I can’t believe we’re creeping around looking for road kill.
Chloe: The deer’s in there... the door’s locked. I’m gonna go find a maintenance worker.
[Clark uses super strength to open the door]
Clark: Chloe, it’s open.
Chloe: How’d you do that?
Clark: Kent charm.
Chloe: The deer’s in there... the door’s locked. I’m gonna go find a maintenance worker.
[Clark uses super strength to open the door]
Clark: Chloe, it’s open.
Chloe: How’d you do that?
Clark: Kent charm.
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Lex: I hear you're taking a tour of my plant tomorrow.
Chloe: It's a class field trip.
Lex: What'd you do wrong?
Clark: It's that bad?
Chloe: It's a class field trip.
Lex: What'd you do wrong?
Clark: It's that bad?
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Clark: Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.
Chloe: Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?
Clark: I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.
Chloe: Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?
Clark: I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.
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Mr. Sullivan: Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.
Chloe: Okay, somebody kill me now.
Chloe: Okay, somebody kill me now.
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Pete: What are you gonna do now that you're officially home alone?
Clark: I was thinking of having a few people over.
Chloe: Do my ears deceive me or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?
Clark: A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe even Lana.
Chloe: With or without her posable action-figure boyfriend?
Clark: I was thinking of having a few people over.
Chloe: Do my ears deceive me or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?
Clark: A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe even Lana.
Chloe: With or without her posable action-figure boyfriend?
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Martha: We called six times last night, spoke with six different people, none of whom knew who you were.
Clark: It was supposed to be an intimate occasion.
Jonathan: Clark, where have you been?
Clark: The hospital.
Martha: That's it. I’m never leaving home again.
Clark: It was supposed to be an intimate occasion.
Jonathan: Clark, where have you been?
Clark: The hospital.
Martha: That's it. I’m never leaving home again.
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[Lex points to a breastplate with an "S" symbol.]
Lex: You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.
Clark: I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.
Lex: Darker times call for darker methods. His opponents thought he was invincible.
Clark: I didn't know you were such a history buff.
Lex: I'm not. I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.
Lana: Don’t worry, Lex. You still have a few years to go.
Lex: You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.
Clark: I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.
Lex: Darker times call for darker methods. His opponents thought he was invincible.
Clark: I didn't know you were such a history buff.
Lex: I'm not. I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.
Lana: Don’t worry, Lex. You still have a few years to go.
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Chloe: It figures you'd side with her.
Clark: I'm not taking anyone's side.
Chloe: Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana.
Clark: I'm not taking anyone's side.
Chloe: Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana.
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Victoria: He understands you may have certain negative feelings towards your father.
Lex: Sir Harry has always had an incredible grasp of the obvious.
Lex: Sir Harry has always had an incredible grasp of the obvious.
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Clark: Phelan came back after you were arrested. I got so angry that I grabbed him. And for a second, I wanted to... I wanted to kill him.
Jonathan: But you didn’t, right?
Clark: Yeah, but I was close.
Jonathan: Believe me, son, I know all there is to know about losing your temper. But you can’t afford to do it. This is Phelan’s game, and he will play your fear and your anger but you cannot let him get to you.
Clark: I don’t care. I won’t let anybody hurt you and mom.
Jonathan: And he knows that. But once you cross that line, there’s no going back.
Jonathan: But you didn’t, right?
Clark: Yeah, but I was close.
Jonathan: Believe me, son, I know all there is to know about losing your temper. But you can’t afford to do it. This is Phelan’s game, and he will play your fear and your anger but you cannot let him get to you.
Clark: I don’t care. I won’t let anybody hurt you and mom.
Jonathan: And he knows that. But once you cross that line, there’s no going back.
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Clark: No, I think I'll play it by ear, you know, fly by the seat of my pants...
Pete: Clark, you're not the flying type.
Pete: Clark, you're not the flying type.
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Lionel: Empires are not brought down by outside forces - they are destroyed by weaknesses from within.
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[discussing the blood drive]
Jonathan: Clark, you know you can't donate.
Clark: I know, dad but what am I supposed to tell her?
Martha: That you have a problem with needles, which you technically do.
Clark: Great, not only do I lie, but I look like a wuss.
Jonathan: Clark, you know you can't donate.
Clark: I know, dad but what am I supposed to tell her?
Martha: That you have a problem with needles, which you technically do.
Clark: Great, not only do I lie, but I look like a wuss.
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Clark: Have you ever got information that you wish you hadn't?
Lex: In my experience I've found you can never have too much information.
Lex: In my experience I've found you can never have too much information.
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Lana: That's the thing about Clark Kent: he's not always there when you want him... but he's always there when you need him.
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Clark: Don't do this. I'm your friend.
Lex: Oh please. You think I don't see the way your parents look at me? The way half the town looks at me? You're no different. Friendship's a fairy tale, Clark. Respect and fear are the best you can hope for.
Lex: Oh please. You think I don't see the way your parents look at me? The way half the town looks at me? You're no different. Friendship's a fairy tale, Clark. Respect and fear are the best you can hope for.
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