Smallville Quotes
Lois: Please tell me we weren't just set up.
Clark: Looks like it.
Lois: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
Clark: I take it I'm the halibut.
Lois: Naturally.
Clark: Looks like it.
Lois: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
Clark: I take it I'm the halibut.
Lois: Naturally.
TV Show: Smallville
Lois: Wait. I knew I'd kissed you before, in the alley. You're Green Arrow.
Clark: Hardly. I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.
Lois: Oliver? Oh, my god. All those times he disappeared... what is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Thank god I finally found a normal guy.
Clark: What do you mean "normal"? Oliver's not even in the same league as me.
Lois: You don't have to be macho just for me. I like the dorky farm boy thing.
Clark: Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-
Lois: Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.
Clark: You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.
Clark: Hardly. I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.
Lois: Oliver? Oh, my god. All those times he disappeared... what is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Thank god I finally found a normal guy.
Clark: What do you mean "normal"? Oliver's not even in the same league as me.
Lois: You don't have to be macho just for me. I like the dorky farm boy thing.
Clark: Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-
Lois: Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.
Clark: You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.
TV Show: Smallville
Lana: I'm not a competition.
Clark: You are to Lex. He didn't tell you? He's always wanted everything I've ever had. And you were at the top of that list. You're just a trophy to him. And he's nothing but your consolation prize.
Clark: You are to Lex. He didn't tell you? He's always wanted everything I've ever had. And you were at the top of that list. You're just a trophy to him. And he's nothing but your consolation prize.
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Jimmy: Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?
Clark: Jimmy, hold on.
Jimmy: But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.
Clark: It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.
Jimmy: A girl like that... worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.
Clark: I feel the same way. As her friend. Nothing more, I swear.
Clark: Jimmy, hold on.
Jimmy: But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.
Clark: It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.
Jimmy: A girl like that... worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.
Clark: I feel the same way. As her friend. Nothing more, I swear.
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Martha: [to Lana] If you're taking the Luthor name, I guess armed guards and dodging the press go with the gold ring.
TV Show: Smallville
Lex: Looks like you're working out some issues there.
Clark: Just doing a little honest work, Lex. You should try it sometime.
Lex: Why start now? My life's perfect.
Clark: Just doing a little honest work, Lex. You should try it sometime.
Lex: Why start now? My life's perfect.
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Lex: I just wanted to take a little sleigh ride down memory lane, visit the scene of the crime. Hey, here's where you took my fiancée after kidnapping her, right before you tried to kill me.
Clark: I wasn't myself that night... I'm sorry.
Lex: Sorry? What, that you didn't finish the job? You know, I'm still a bit fuzzy on the details, what with you trying to choke the life out of me, but what fascinates me is how after all that, Lana could still feel safe coming here.
Clark: That was her choice. I had nothing to do with it.
Lex: You never do. That's all right. You see, I understand the allure of trying to unravel the mystery of Clark Kent. I suffered from it once too. When I thought you mattered.
Clark: I wasn't myself that night... I'm sorry.
Lex: Sorry? What, that you didn't finish the job? You know, I'm still a bit fuzzy on the details, what with you trying to choke the life out of me, but what fascinates me is how after all that, Lana could still feel safe coming here.
Clark: That was her choice. I had nothing to do with it.
Lex: You never do. That's all right. You see, I understand the allure of trying to unravel the mystery of Clark Kent. I suffered from it once too. When I thought you mattered.
TV Show: Smallville
Lex: [to Clark] What I want is to make Lana happy for the rest of her life. And I want you to be there on our wedding day... to see what you lost.
TV Show: Smallville
Chloe: Face it, Clark, I'm a walking time bomb.
Clark: Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.
Clark: Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.
TV Show: Smallville
Lionel: [reading Lana's letter to Lex] This will destroy Lex...I give you my word Ms. Lang, if you don't honor the promise that you gave my son, or I find out you've told anyone about this conversation I will kill Clark Kent.
TV Show: Smallville
Clark: I waited for you....
Lana: Clark!
Clark: What happened?
Lana: I'm..I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you...but I wanna be with Lex
Clark: That's not true. He got to you didn't he?
Lana: No, please just believe me and let it go.
Clark: Let it go?...Let it go? Lana I love you....I love you!
Lana: Clark!
Clark: What happened?
Lana: I'm..I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you...but I wanna be with Lex
Clark: That's not true. He got to you didn't he?
Lana: No, please just believe me and let it go.
Clark: Let it go?...Let it go? Lana I love you....I love you!
TV Show: Smallville
Chloe: Clark, slow down! I don't have enough money to hire a full-time maid to clean up every time you decide to blow in!
Clark: What did you find?
Clark: What did you find?
TV Show: Smallville
Clark: How could Lana do it? How could she marry Lex?
Martha: I don't know Clark, but she made her choice.
Clark: Or someone made it for her.
Martha: I don't know Clark, but she made her choice.
Clark: Or someone made it for her.
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Chloe: [on voice mail] Hey, Clark, it's me again. Where are you? I feel like your stalker ex-girlfriend, even though I was never your girlfriend. It was just an analogy - a bad one.
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Clark: I saw Lana the day of the wedding and she was gonna leave you. What did you do her?
Lex: I don't know. The answer must have gotten lost in that dark abyss we call my soul.
Lex: I don't know. The answer must have gotten lost in that dark abyss we call my soul.
TV Show: Smallville
Clark: Were we ever really friends, Lex?
Lex: I don't know. I have nothing to compare it to. You're the only real friend I've ever had, Clark. And somewhere along the way, you saw me as your nemesis, turned your back on me.
Lex: I don't know. I have nothing to compare it to. You're the only real friend I've ever had, Clark. And somewhere along the way, you saw me as your nemesis, turned your back on me.
TV Show: Smallville
Clark: Chloe, I've x-rayed these tunnels over a dozen times, and they all just seem to lead to Reeves Dam.
Chloe: Maybe so, but if Lex is willing to go up against Tomb Raider for them, I can't retire my reporter's notebook just yet.
Chloe: Maybe so, but if Lex is willing to go up against Tomb Raider for them, I can't retire my reporter's notebook just yet.
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Lana: I wonder how Martha Kent would handle hearing that you used her son as a bargaining chip? Tell me what you know.
Lionel: Well, I see you've embraced wholeheartedly what it means to be a Luthor.
Lionel: Well, I see you've embraced wholeheartedly what it means to be a Luthor.
TV Show: Smallville
[Clark talks to Lana about Lex.]
Clark: Lana, whatever reason you had to go through with the wedding — it was the wrong choice. You have no idea what he is capable of.
Lana: You'd be surprised what I know.
Clark: Then why are you still here?
Lana: We all have our secrets, Clark. Sometimes we have to keep them to protect those we love.
Clark: Lana, whatever reason you had to go through with the wedding — it was the wrong choice. You have no idea what he is capable of.
Lana: You'd be surprised what I know.
Clark: Then why are you still here?
Lana: We all have our secrets, Clark. Sometimes we have to keep them to protect those we love.
TV Show: Smallville
Lex: Every time I open my heart to someone, I end up getting hurt. If you ever betrayed me, I don't know what I'd do.
Lana: I'd never hurt the man I love.
Lana: I'd never hurt the man I love.
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Clark: It will be just like old times, like when you first got to Smallville
Lois: You're just hoping to catch me in the shower again.
Lois: You're just hoping to catch me in the shower again.
TV Show: Smallville
[Clark lifts Lionel by his throat]
Lionel: Clark, if Lana's spoken to you, I know what you must be thinking, but you've got to listen to me.
Clark: I've listened to you for too long!
Lionel: Lex is tracking a wraith from the Phantom Zone. I had to force Lana to marry him. It was the only way she could get close to him to get the information for me I need to help you.
Clark: No. I never asked for your help. And I never will.
Lionel: You're not a murderer. You're Kal-El.
Clark: Don't call me by that name!
Lionel: Clark, if Lana's spoken to you, I know what you must be thinking, but you've got to listen to me.
Clark: I've listened to you for too long!
Lionel: Lex is tracking a wraith from the Phantom Zone. I had to force Lana to marry him. It was the only way she could get close to him to get the information for me I need to help you.
Clark: No. I never asked for your help. And I never will.
Lionel: You're not a murderer. You're Kal-El.
Clark: Don't call me by that name!
TV Show: Smallville
Clark: Chloe, I told Lana my secret. She knows everything. She knows that... I'm an alien.
Chloe: Wow. So, I guess we have a new charter member of the Clark Kent secret-keeping club... What did she say?
Clark: She kissed me.
Chloe: That's fantastic. You've been wanting this forever. You just... you must be on Cloud 99.
Clark: I will be as soon as I deal with this Phantom.
Chloe: Wow. So, I guess we have a new charter member of the Clark Kent secret-keeping club... What did she say?
Clark: She kissed me.
Chloe: That's fantastic. You've been wanting this forever. You just... you must be on Cloud 99.
Clark: I will be as soon as I deal with this Phantom.
TV Show: Smallville
Chloe: Look, Lois, take it from someone who's gone up against the Lex Luthor army more than once. Not only will victory remain elusive, but you're almost certain to step on a land mine in the process.
Lois: I'm the general's daughter, remember? I live for battle.
Lois: I'm the general's daughter, remember? I live for battle.
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Clark: [Clark superspeeds into Reeves Dam and pushes Lex up against the wall] She was your wife, Lex. Why did you do it?
Lex: Now is not the time to lecture me about my marriage, Clark.
Clark: Why'd you do it? Just tell me!
Lex: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
Clark: You afraid she was gonna bring you down, or was it just too humiliating for you that she was gonna leave you? Why'd you have to kill her? Why?
Lex: No.
Clark: No. You don't to need act so surprised. You're the one who killed her. You put a bomb in her car. You're the one who killed her!
Lex: Now is not the time to lecture me about my marriage, Clark.
Clark: Why'd you do it? Just tell me!
Lex: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
Clark: You afraid she was gonna bring you down, or was it just too humiliating for you that she was gonna leave you? Why'd you have to kill her? Why?
Lex: No.
Clark: No. You don't to need act so surprised. You're the one who killed her. You put a bomb in her car. You're the one who killed her!
TV Show: Smallville
Clark: I don't understand. None of this makes any sense.
Lionel: It was when Lex was possessed with Zod. I became possessed with all your father's knowledge. I found myself writing, in Kryptonian, the symbol for power.
Martian Manhunter: It was a beacon. The same beacon Jor-El used when he needed me.
Clark: You knew my father?
Martian Manhunter: I worked for Jor-El, bringing criminals to justice. When Krypton was on the verge of annihilation, he asked me to keep an eye out for you.
Clark: Where have you been all these years?
Martian Manhunter: Watching from a distance.
Lionel: Your father wanted you to pass the test without any help. He wasn't to interfere unless it was absolutely necessary.
Martian Manhunter: When you unleashed those phantoms, your life was at stake. I didn't have a choice.
Lionel: Like what happened at the docks in Seattle.
Clark: When that phantom infected my mind?
Lionel: That's right.
Martian Manhunter: Unfortunately, I've lost a step since then.
Clark: What happened?
Martian Manhunter: Nothing.
[Clark opens Martian Manhunter's jacket and sees he was injured]
Clark: That doesn't look like nothing.
Martian Manhunter: I had a run-in with the last phantom. I have to leave Earth's atmosphere to heal, but first I must complete the job I started.
Lionel: It was when Lex was possessed with Zod. I became possessed with all your father's knowledge. I found myself writing, in Kryptonian, the symbol for power.
Martian Manhunter: It was a beacon. The same beacon Jor-El used when he needed me.
Clark: You knew my father?
Martian Manhunter: I worked for Jor-El, bringing criminals to justice. When Krypton was on the verge of annihilation, he asked me to keep an eye out for you.
Clark: Where have you been all these years?
Martian Manhunter: Watching from a distance.
Lionel: Your father wanted you to pass the test without any help. He wasn't to interfere unless it was absolutely necessary.
Martian Manhunter: When you unleashed those phantoms, your life was at stake. I didn't have a choice.
Lionel: Like what happened at the docks in Seattle.
Clark: When that phantom infected my mind?
Lionel: That's right.
Martian Manhunter: Unfortunately, I've lost a step since then.
Clark: What happened?
Martian Manhunter: Nothing.
[Clark opens Martian Manhunter's jacket and sees he was injured]
Clark: That doesn't look like nothing.
Martian Manhunter: I had a run-in with the last phantom. I have to leave Earth's atmosphere to heal, but first I must complete the job I started.
TV Show: Smallville
Kara: The House of El has a lot of family secrets that nobody ever discussed. As humans would say, we were... dysfunctional.
TV Show: Smallville
Lois Lane: What? I can't believe you've never had famous franks before!
Grant Gabriel: I can't believe anyone's had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!
Grant Gabriel: I can't believe anyone's had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!
TV Show: Smallville
[Grant kisses Lois.]
Grant Gabriel: I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Lois Lane: Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I'd have my name on your door by tomorrow. That's sexual harassment.
[Lois kisses Grant.]
Lois Lane: But that wasn't.
Grant Gabriel: I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Lois Lane: Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I'd have my name on your door by tomorrow. That's sexual harassment.
[Lois kisses Grant.]
Lois Lane: But that wasn't.
TV Show: Smallville
Lana Lang: I would do anything for Clark.
Chloe Sullivan: Even kill. What a lucky guy!
Chloe Sullivan: Even kill. What a lucky guy!
TV Show: Smallville