Smallville Quotes
Lara: Jor-El? Is that you?
Clark Kent: I'm Kal-El.
Lara: Kal-El... My son, my beautiful boy. You're a man now.
Clark Kent: I'm Kal-El.
Lara: Kal-El... My son, my beautiful boy. You're a man now.
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Grant Gabriel: Ok everybody, time to stop talking, start reporting! You're journalists, not stargazers, let's move!
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Jor-El: You have chosen to defy me. This defiance cannot go without consequences.
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[Bizarro finds Brainiac.]
Bizarro: Look at yourself, you can barely catch a rat.
Brainiac: I am the brain interactive construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me.
Bizarro: Look at yourself, you can barely catch a rat.
Brainiac: I am the brain interactive construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me.
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[Dinah is invited to join Green Arrow's Justice League.]
Dinah Lance: I'm not really a team player.
Oliver Queen: Good. Then you'll fit right in.
Dinah Lance: I'm not really a team player.
Oliver Queen: Good. Then you'll fit right in.
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Chloe: [to Jor-El, in the Fortress of Solitude] Out of all the planets across the universe you decided to send your only son to this one, to Earth! You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me. I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!
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Patricia Swann: My father often reminded me that despite the power of the sun, it's always night on half the planet. For all the good you do, there will always be darkness, people who would kill you or abuse your power for their own gain. Lionel Luthor is just one of many.
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Clark: Then why has he [Brainiac] turned his attention toward you?
Kara: I don't know. But when we go up against him, it would be helpful if were on the same playing field. Or should I say sky?
Kara: I don't know. But when we go up against him, it would be helpful if were on the same playing field. Or should I say sky?
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Clark: Not helping.
Kara: I'm sorry, Yeah, I know. It… but it's just really easy. Just up, up and away.
Kara: I'm sorry, Yeah, I know. It… but it's just really easy. Just up, up and away.
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Lois: Okay. Better make sure that camera is loaded with ammo because I got tomorrow's headline. "Daughter of Nobel-Winning Astronomer Murdered."
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Jimmy: That Swann woman they fished out of the lake last night?
Lois: Yeah.
Jimmy: I thought that she drowned.
Lois: More like sank. Kind of hard to swim after you've been shot.
Lois: Yeah.
Jimmy: I thought that she drowned.
Lois: More like sank. Kind of hard to swim after you've been shot.
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Lionel: No, I've repented.
Chloe: That's right, you're an intensely spiritual man. You amassed all the power a human could until you found out about Clark. Befriending him is the closest thing you'll get to seeing God.
Chloe: That's right, you're an intensely spiritual man. You amassed all the power a human could until you found out about Clark. Befriending him is the closest thing you'll get to seeing God.
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Lois: I can’t believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you’re demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here?
Clark: I’m…
Man: You know him?
Lois: Yes.
Clark: No.
Lois: He wishes he didn’t know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell.
Man: We’ll take him back.
Lois: And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough.
Man: I’ll handle him.
Clark: I’m…
Man: You know him?
Lois: Yes.
Clark: No.
Lois: He wishes he didn’t know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell.
Man: We’ll take him back.
Lois: And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough.
Man: I’ll handle him.
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Lois: What are you doing here.
Clark: I heard they have good espresso.
Lois: You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?
Clark: I’ve been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here?
Lois: Feminine charm.
Clark: (scoffs)
Lois: Yes I do have some.
Clark: Great job protecting your short supply of it.
Lois: Why don’t you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.
Clark: I heard they have good espresso.
Lois: You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?
Clark: I’ve been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here?
Lois: Feminine charm.
Clark: (scoffs)
Lois: Yes I do have some.
Clark: Great job protecting your short supply of it.
Lois: Why don’t you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.
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Clark: You mind not pointing that thing at me?
Lois: God Clark, I’m not aiming at you. What?! I’m not! Besides it’s only your kneecap.
Clark: Well that makes me feel a lot better.
Lois: Look I know that you’re nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I’ll protect you, you’ll be fine.
Clark: Chloe.
Lois: Out of the way Smallville. Chloe!
Chloe: Lois look behind you, watch out!
Lois: God Clark, I’m not aiming at you. What?! I’m not! Besides it’s only your kneecap.
Clark: Well that makes me feel a lot better.
Lois: Look I know that you’re nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I’ll protect you, you’ll be fine.
Clark: Chloe.
Lois: Out of the way Smallville. Chloe!
Chloe: Lois look behind you, watch out!
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Clark: Oh, I’m sorry is this bothering you?
Lois: The chair or you in it?
Clark: Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad’s boot camp.
Lois: Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism.
Clark: Well I better get going. I’ll see you bright and early Monday morning.
Lois: Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early?
Clark: Lois. You’re the one that gave me the application. You’re looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet.
Lois: That’s great. What made you change your mind?
Clark: I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.
Lois: Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?
Clark: I’m going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we’re going to be neighbors Lane.
Lois: You gotta be kidding me.
Lois: The chair or you in it?
Clark: Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad’s boot camp.
Lois: Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism.
Clark: Well I better get going. I’ll see you bright and early Monday morning.
Lois: Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early?
Clark: Lois. You’re the one that gave me the application. You’re looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet.
Lois: That’s great. What made you change your mind?
Clark: I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.
Lois: Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?
Clark: I’m going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we’re going to be neighbors Lane.
Lois: You gotta be kidding me.
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Oliver: I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us.
Dinah: You might want to try a little more formfitting.
Dinah: You might want to try a little more formfitting.
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Lois: Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you've come to the right place. The crime rate's so high there's actually a "no vacancy sign" in front of county jail.
Sebastian: Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.
Lois: Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?
Sebastian: Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.
Lois: Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?
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Clark: Hey, it's nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.
Chloe: Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.
Chloe: Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.
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Lois: Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!
Chloe: How wonderfully morbid.
Chloe: How wonderfully morbid.
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Zatanna: Rough birthday, huh?
Chloe: You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.
Chloe: You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.
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Zatanna: I can't ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I would like to try to make sure that something like this doesn't happen again.
Oliver: Here's a thought... don't do it again.
Oliver: Here's a thought... don't do it again.
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Lois: I'll get my best men on it... and when I say men, I mean me because I work in the basement.
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Lois: Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into 5" booted heels for my health.
Hostess: Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.
Lois: Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...
Chloe: Lois!
Hostess: Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.
Lois: Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...
Chloe: Lois!
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Lois: You just want to take over the world with some alien nation.
Tess: I am trying to save the world.
Lois: What's wrong with Greenpeace?
Tess: I am trying to save the world.
Lois: What's wrong with Greenpeace?
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Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."
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Chloe: You were living like you had a death wish, Oliver. You had to face your demons if you were ever going to make it out alive. And I had to push you over the ledge in order to pull you back.
Oliver: Did you have to push with a 3-ton truck?
Chloe: I didn't think a tricycle would be a strong enough point.
Oliver: Did you have to push with a 3-ton truck?
Chloe: I didn't think a tricycle would be a strong enough point.
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Oliver: You've done a hell of a job keeping the world safe on your own, Clark. I'm here to help you now.
Clark: Good. Something tells me...soon the world will need all the help we can get.
Clark: Good. Something tells me...soon the world will need all the help we can get.
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