Solitaire Quotes
Prince Solitaire: Mirror, mirror on the wall, I have a question for you... blue balls.
Magic Mirror: Who dare summon the awesome and horrific power of the mirror? You shall pay for your sins with your MORTAL LIFE! [beat]
Magic Mirror: I'm just kidding you man... you don't know how many pissed pants I've seen with that one! Ok... so ah, what can I do for ya.
Prince Solitaire: Mirror mirror, I have been lonely for oh so long and I need a girlfriend... schlong. Tell me where I can find true love, 'cause I need a girl... rimjob-ve. All I want is love that will be true, someone that will love me... poo?
Magic Mirror: Her name is Candy, she is locked away 1000 miles north of here, in the barren wastelands of Coxstina, in the ruins of La Castale de Phelatio.
Magic Mirror: Who dare summon the awesome and horrific power of the mirror? You shall pay for your sins with your MORTAL LIFE! [beat]
Magic Mirror: I'm just kidding you man... you don't know how many pissed pants I've seen with that one! Ok... so ah, what can I do for ya.
Prince Solitaire: Mirror mirror, I have been lonely for oh so long and I need a girlfriend... schlong. Tell me where I can find true love, 'cause I need a girl... rimjob-ve. All I want is love that will be true, someone that will love me... poo?
Magic Mirror: Her name is Candy, she is locked away 1000 miles north of here, in the barren wastelands of Coxstina, in the ruins of La Castale de Phelatio.
Movie: Solitaire
