Sonny With a Chance Quotes
Sonny: Hi, this is Sonny, and you've reached me at 555-0125, you know what to do.
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Sonny: Hey, my first phone call. Hello?
Tawni: Yeah it's me. Could you keep it down? I have twenty pounds of fan mail to go through.
Sonny: Fan Mail? Did I get any?
Tawni: Yeah it's me. Could you keep it down? I have twenty pounds of fan mail to go through.
Sonny: Fan Mail? Did I get any?
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Sonny: Hello?
Tawni: Aw, I was hoping to get your machine. Anyway, no fan mail for you.
Sonny: That's okay!
Tawni: Um, I said you had NO fan mail.
Sonny: I heard you.
Tawni: Doesn't that bother you? I mean when I joined the show, my fan mail started right away.
Sonny: Doesn't bother me.
Tawni: Aw, I was hoping to get your machine. Anyway, no fan mail for you.
Sonny: That's okay!
Tawni: Um, I said you had NO fan mail.
Sonny: I heard you.
Tawni: Doesn't that bother you? I mean when I joined the show, my fan mail started right away.
Sonny: Doesn't bother me.
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Sonny: Hello?
Tawni: Does it bother you now?
Sonny: I'm off to rehearsal. Besides, I'm not going to let this bother me. I'm way too mature.[Sonny takes baby bottle prop and hat to the rehearsal]
Tawni: Does it bother you now?
Sonny: I'm off to rehearsal. Besides, I'm not going to let this bother me. I'm way too mature.[Sonny takes baby bottle prop and hat to the rehearsal]
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Sonny: Wah, Wah, Wah! That's no good. [higher pitched] Wah, Wah, Wah.
Tawni: Still crying about no fan mail?
Sonny: : No. I told you. I'm totally fine with that.
Tawni: Maybe someday, you'll get a fan letter like everyone else. Me, Zora, Grady, Niko, Marshall,...Me.
Sonny: Well for your information. I did get a fan letter. From Royalty. A king no less.
Tawni: Oh, really? Could it be the Hunan King? Does he live in a noodle palace?
Sonny: Actually, he's got seven locations. Okay, fine it's just a menu. I didn't get any stupid fan mail.
Tawni: Sweetie, I know it must hurt to be so unpopular. Well, I don't know. I can only imagine. Just like you can only imagine what it's like to actually BE popular. You see, every fan letter is like a hug from a friend.
Sonny: Is this pep talk almost over?
Tawni: Let's see. I got more pep. So yeah, all done!
Sonny: I have fans. They just haven't had time to write yet.
Tawni: Keep dreaming!
Sonny: It's time. [gets pen and paper and begins to write herself a fan letter from "Eric"]
Sonny as Eric: Dear Sonny...
Tawni: Still crying about no fan mail?
Sonny: : No. I told you. I'm totally fine with that.
Tawni: Maybe someday, you'll get a fan letter like everyone else. Me, Zora, Grady, Niko, Marshall,...Me.
Sonny: Well for your information. I did get a fan letter. From Royalty. A king no less.
Tawni: Oh, really? Could it be the Hunan King? Does he live in a noodle palace?
Sonny: Actually, he's got seven locations. Okay, fine it's just a menu. I didn't get any stupid fan mail.
Tawni: Sweetie, I know it must hurt to be so unpopular. Well, I don't know. I can only imagine. Just like you can only imagine what it's like to actually BE popular. You see, every fan letter is like a hug from a friend.
Sonny: Is this pep talk almost over?
Tawni: Let's see. I got more pep. So yeah, all done!
Sonny: I have fans. They just haven't had time to write yet.
Tawni: Keep dreaming!
Sonny: It's time. [gets pen and paper and begins to write herself a fan letter from "Eric"]
Sonny as Eric: Dear Sonny...
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Sonny: Those are all for me!
Tawni: No! They're all for-Sonny?
Sonny: You've been hiding my fan mail.
Tawni: You're pretending to be your own fan?
Sonny: You committed mail fraud!
Tawni: You committed fan fraud!
Sonny: Fan fraud's not illegal!
Tawni: Mail fraud's not embarrassing!
Tawni: No! They're all for-Sonny?
Sonny: You've been hiding my fan mail.
Tawni: You're pretending to be your own fan?
Sonny: You committed mail fraud!
Tawni: You committed fan fraud!
Sonny: Fan fraud's not illegal!
Tawni: Mail fraud's not embarrassing!
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Chad: (sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are you Weird Beard?
Sonny: Why do you care?
Chad: I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Sonny: Well, I sent myself a fan letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the fan I'm pretending to be.
Chad: Why would you write yourself a fan letter?
Sonny: Because I lost faith in myself.
Chad: Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. You start doubting your abilities, wondering whether you were good enough and whether you deserve to be on TV.
Sonny: So you've been through this before?
Chad: No, no. No, but I made you think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
Sonny: You are unbelievable! I knew it. You don't care. I thought we were having a real moment here.
Marshall: Now please welcome back to the stage the cast of So Random!
Sonny: Well, that's my cue.
Chad: So what are you gonna do?
Sonny: You don't care, remember? But I do. Now excuse me while I go out there and embarrass myself.
Sonny: Why do you care?
Chad: I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Sonny: Well, I sent myself a fan letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the fan I'm pretending to be.
Chad: Why would you write yourself a fan letter?
Sonny: Because I lost faith in myself.
Chad: Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. You start doubting your abilities, wondering whether you were good enough and whether you deserve to be on TV.
Sonny: So you've been through this before?
Chad: No, no. No, but I made you think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
Sonny: You are unbelievable! I knew it. You don't care. I thought we were having a real moment here.
Marshall: Now please welcome back to the stage the cast of So Random!
Sonny: Well, that's my cue.
Chad: So what are you gonna do?
Sonny: You don't care, remember? But I do. Now excuse me while I go out there and embarrass myself.
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Sonny: Let's just get this over with. Marshall, I have to say something. Eric is...
Chad: (as Eric) Your biggest fan!
Tawni: That's impossible. Eric is not real!
Chad: But I'm standing right here. Let's give it up for Sonny!
Sonny: Why are you helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Somebody... wanted to try on a weird beard.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Beards.
Chad: Cares.
Sonny: Gotcha!
Chad: (as Eric) Your biggest fan!
Tawni: That's impossible. Eric is not real!
Chad: But I'm standing right here. Let's give it up for Sonny!
Sonny: Why are you helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Somebody... wanted to try on a weird beard.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Beards.
Chad: Cares.
Sonny: Gotcha!
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Tawni: Any fan of Sonny's is a fan of mine! Right?
Sonny as Eric: Not necessarily.
Sonny as Eric: Not necessarily.
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Marshall: All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!
Sonny: So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Tawni: Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Sonny: Yeah right?
Nico: Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check out his vest.
Tawni: His vest? Check out his boots.
Sonny: His boots? Check out his hair.
Nico: Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
Sonny: (scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
Tawni: His attitude? Check out his breath.
Nico: You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Grady: Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check his cereal!
Tawni: Check out his tuna panini!
Grady: Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
Sonny: So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Tawni: Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Sonny: Yeah right?
Nico: Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check out his vest.
Tawni: His vest? Check out his boots.
Sonny: His boots? Check out his hair.
Nico: Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
Sonny: (scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
Tawni: His attitude? Check out his breath.
Nico: You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Grady: Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Sonny and Tawni: Sure!
Sonny: Check his cereal!
Tawni: Check out his tuna panini!
Grady: Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
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Sonny: Check out greedy panini guy.
Tawni: Check out his finger in his jacket.
Sonny: Check out his jacket.
Tawni: Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Sonny: Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Grady: I'm trying to rob ya here!
Tawni: Check out Mr. Pushy!
Sonny: Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
Tawni: His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Grady: Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)
Sonny: Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Tawni: Check you out! He was a robber!
Sonny: Not a good one!
Tawni: Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Sonny: Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
Sonny: Check out dance?
Tawni: Check out dance.
Tawni: Check out his finger in his jacket.
Sonny: Check out his jacket.
Tawni: Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Sonny: Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Grady: I'm trying to rob ya here!
Tawni: Check out Mr. Pushy!
Sonny: Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
Tawni: His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Grady: Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)
Sonny: Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Tawni: Check you out! He was a robber!
Sonny: Not a good one!
Tawni: Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Sonny: Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
Sonny: Check out dance?
Tawni: Check out dance.
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Marshal: Hello Connie, what brings you down?
Connie: Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.
Sonny: Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?
Marshal: You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.
Connie: You too Marshal.
Marshal: It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.
Connie: Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.
Sonny: Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?
Marshal: You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.
Connie: You too Marshal.
Marshal: It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.
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Ms. Bitterman: Don't forget you have a geometry test coming up. For everyone but Zora, that means circles ands squares.
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Ms. Bitterman: So Sonny do you know why you are here?
Sonny: No.
Ms. Bitterman: Seriously I need you to tell me,honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.
Connie: Well I'll tell you why were here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]
Marshal: Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.
Sonny: No.
Ms. Bitterman: Seriously I need you to tell me,honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.
Connie: Well I'll tell you why were here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]
Marshal: Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.
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Tawni: The name of the sketch is 'The Check it out Girls'. I can't do it alone.
Sonny: Are you saying you need me?
Tawni: No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.
Sonny: Are you saying you need me?
Tawni: No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.
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Tawni: Insult me again.
Sonny: You're a rhombus!
Tawni: I'm a what?
Sonny: A? parallelogram with four equals sides!
Sonny: You're a rhombus!
Tawni: I'm a what?
Sonny: A? parallelogram with four equals sides!
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Sonny: Check it out, we still have time!
Tawni: Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
Tawni: Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
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Sonny: No! Check it out, it's closed!
Announcer: Are you ready to get So Random?!
Tawni: (whines)
Sonny: I've got an idea. Hurry.
Tawni: (follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
Sonny: (climbing a ladder) Come on!
Tawni: Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
Sonny: Hurrying!
Announcer: Are you ready to get So Random?!
Tawni: (whines)
Sonny: I've got an idea. Hurry.
Tawni: (follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
Sonny: (climbing a ladder) Come on!
Tawni: Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
Sonny: Hurrying!
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Sonny: (pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.
Tawni: What's with all these ropes?
Tawni: What's with all these ropes?
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Sonny: That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!
Tawni: (follows Sonny)
Grady: So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
Tawni: (follows Sonny)
Grady: So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
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Sonny: Check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: You check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: Check out neither of us checking out the snake!
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: You check out the snake.
Tawni: No you check out the snake.
Sonny: Check out neither of us checking out the snake!
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Chad: So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing you at my party tonight?
Sonny: Yeah. As much as I'd love to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.
Chad: So you were the no? You were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale or a Montana.
Sonny: Yeah. As much as I'd love to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.
Chad: So you were the no? You were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale or a Montana.
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Chad: (at his party) Hey, Sonny. Glad you could make it. Did you get me a gift?
Sonny: See, I didn't really have time to shop.
Chad: Yeah. Security!
Sonny: Wait. I'm here to apologize to my best friend.
Chad: Oh, that's so sweet. Security!
Sonny: See, I didn't really have time to shop.
Chad: Yeah. Security!
Sonny: Wait. I'm here to apologize to my best friend.
Chad: Oh, that's so sweet. Security!
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Lucy: Sonny there you... (gasps) Oh my Chad. It's you! It's him!
Chad: It's us. (referring to his cardboard cut out) Now if you don't mind he needs a shave.(referring to when Nico and Grady drew a beard on his cut out)
Lucy: He's even cuter than his cardboard cut out.
Chad: It's us. (referring to his cardboard cut out) Now if you don't mind he needs a shave.(referring to when Nico and Grady drew a beard on his cut out)
Lucy: He's even cuter than his cardboard cut out.
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Sonny: You guys, come on. Get off the Internet. We have to come up with a sketch for this week's show.
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Sonny: You're not even listening to me when I'm telling you you're not listening to me.
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Tawni: You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.
Sonny: Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?
Tawni: [makes a gagging face]
Sonny: Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?
Tawni: Kuwats?
Sonny: It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]
Tawni: [makes a gagging expression again]
Sonny: Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]
Tawni: Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.
Sonny: Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.
Zora: [opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."
Tawni: [opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]
Sonny: [flips her hair] Okay now it's over.
Tawni: [looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?
Tawni: She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.
Sonny: Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?
Tawni: [crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.
Sonny: Here, just use my skort.
Tawni: Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!
Sonny: Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?
Tawni: [makes a gagging face]
Sonny: Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?
Tawni: Kuwats?
Sonny: It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]
Tawni: [makes a gagging expression again]
Sonny: Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]
Tawni: Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.
Sonny: Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.
Zora: [opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."
Tawni: [opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]
Sonny: [flips her hair] Okay now it's over.
Tawni: [looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?
Tawni: She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.
Sonny: Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?
Tawni: [crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.
Sonny: Here, just use my skort.
Tawni: Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!
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