Sonny With a Chance Quotes
[Looking at the Gassie & We movie poster]
Tawni: Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?
Sonny: Well, I'm not sure that it is.
Tawni: Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?
Sonny: Well, I'm not sure that it is.
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[Lunch-box lets out a farting sound]
Sonny: Gross! you want people to buy that and then put food in it?
Zora: Gross sells sister.
Sonny: Gross! you want people to buy that and then put food in it?
Zora: Gross sells sister.
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Dakota: You have have very nice blue eyes.
Grady: Why thank you.
Dakota: It'd be a shame if you lost one of them!
Grady: Yeah it would.
Dakota: Now hand me to the Matador![Grady hands her to Nico]
Nico: Hola?
Grady: Why thank you.
Dakota: It'd be a shame if you lost one of them!
Grady: Yeah it would.
Dakota: Now hand me to the Matador![Grady hands her to Nico]
Nico: Hola?
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Chad: You just found out your boyfriend's a vampire,you're scared,you're confused,you have two holes in your neck what do you do? AND ACTION!
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Tawni: Bravo.
Sonny: (closes the painting and turns to Tawni)
Tawni: Well played. I can't believed you tricked me.
Sonny: Tawni, you don't understand.
Tawni: No, you don't understand. I can't believe you tricked me.
Sonny: (smiling nervously)
Tawni: I'm so proud! (hugs Sonny)
Sonny: And I thought you weren't a hugger.
Tawni: And I thought you were above manipulative to get a boy. Apparently it's opposite day!
Sonny: (closes the painting and turns to Tawni)
Tawni: Well played. I can't believed you tricked me.
Sonny: Tawni, you don't understand.
Tawni: No, you don't understand. I can't believe you tricked me.
Sonny: (smiling nervously)
Tawni: I'm so proud! (hugs Sonny)
Sonny: And I thought you weren't a hugger.
Tawni: And I thought you were above manipulative to get a boy. Apparently it's opposite day!
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Tawni: Aw. You have a song pillow?
Sonny: Yeah.
Tawni: Can I see it?
Sonny: No.
Tawni: (grabs one side of the pillow and pulling it) GIVE ME THE PILLOW!!!! I know you're in love with him!
Sonny: (pulling the other side) No I'm not!
Sonny: Yeah.
Tawni: Can I see it?
Sonny: No.
Tawni: (grabs one side of the pillow and pulling it) GIVE ME THE PILLOW!!!! I know you're in love with him!
Sonny: (pulling the other side) No I'm not!
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Sonny: MY SONGS! (looking through her songs)
Tawni: (reading Sonny's songs) "Girl Plus Boy Equals Joy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Soy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Annoying"
Sonny: Annoying? I didn't write that.
Tawni: No I did. See that's how easy it is to make horrible songs.
Sonny: Look, I wrote those when I was pretty young. (picks up a sheet) This is the song I wanted to show him.
Tawni: (reads) "Me, Myself and Time." Let's hear it.
Sonny: What?
Tawni: You heard me.
Sonny: I don't really feel comfortable-
Tawni: SING!
Sonny: (smiles nervously and then sings) I can make the rain stop if I wanna just by my attitude.
Tawni: Huh. Not bad.
Sonny: Really?!
Tawni: Not the song. Using music to get a musician. Why didn't I think of that?
Tawni: (reading Sonny's songs) "Girl Plus Boy Equals Joy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Soy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Annoying"
Sonny: Annoying? I didn't write that.
Tawni: No I did. See that's how easy it is to make horrible songs.
Sonny: Look, I wrote those when I was pretty young. (picks up a sheet) This is the song I wanted to show him.
Tawni: (reads) "Me, Myself and Time." Let's hear it.
Sonny: What?
Tawni: You heard me.
Sonny: I don't really feel comfortable-
Tawni: SING!
Sonny: (smiles nervously and then sings) I can make the rain stop if I wanna just by my attitude.
Tawni: Huh. Not bad.
Sonny: Really?!
Tawni: Not the song. Using music to get a musician. Why didn't I think of that?
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Chad: Chad Dylan Cooper fears nothing.
Sonny: Spiders.
Chad: Not little ones.
Sonny: Heights.
Chad: Not low ones.
Sonny: Spiders.
Chad: Not little ones.
Sonny: Heights.
Chad: Not low ones.
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Chad: Bangs and Fangs, We all get bitten by vampires and get awesome hair.
Nico: Is your show written by monkeys?
Nico: Is your show written by monkeys?
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Sonny: (pulls the curtain and sees Tawni) Tawni?!
Tawni: You're right. I am a lying, self serving, song stealing phony! (confused) How did I get in this box?
Tawni: You're right. I am a lying, self serving, song stealing phony! (confused) How did I get in this box?
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Sonny: And besides, I'm more of a dabbler anyways. (in a British accent) Dabbler, dabbler, dabbler.
Tawni: If you won't sing it honey, I will.
Sonny: (thinks for a few seconds, covers Tawni with the curtain and goes onstage)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, singing her original song, "Me, Myself and Time", Sonny Munroe!
Tawni: If you won't sing it honey, I will.
Sonny: (thinks for a few seconds, covers Tawni with the curtain and goes onstage)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, singing her original song, "Me, Myself and Time", Sonny Munroe!
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Snowy: My name might be short but I'm living large.
Cindy: If the slipper fits, you too can be a princess.
Beauty: With all the beauty rest I get, is there any wonder why I'm so hot?
All: We are the real princesses of New Jersey.
Cindy: If the slipper fits, you too can be a princess.
Beauty: With all the beauty rest I get, is there any wonder why I'm so hot?
All: We are the real princesses of New Jersey.
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Snowy: Hey Beauty, what are you wearing tonight?
Beauty: I'm thinking of wearing my mini gown.
Snowy: Aah, the one with the leopard pattern?
Beauty: You know it. [growls]
Snowy: It's gonna be like Beauty and the Beast wrapped up in one. [both laugh nasally] So Beauty and I are getting mani padis 'cause I'm throwing a ball tonight. It's going to be very hilarious. There's gonna be fairies, godmothers, singing mice. Ah the whole Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bang. [laughs snobbishly] It's ridiculous.
Cindy: Well, well, well, if it ain't the second and third fairest of them all.
Snowy: Cindy, how did you know we where here? [laughs nervously]
Beauty: I'm thinking of wearing my mini gown.
Snowy: Aah, the one with the leopard pattern?
Beauty: You know it. [growls]
Snowy: It's gonna be like Beauty and the Beast wrapped up in one. [both laugh nasally] So Beauty and I are getting mani padis 'cause I'm throwing a ball tonight. It's going to be very hilarious. There's gonna be fairies, godmothers, singing mice. Ah the whole Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bang. [laughs snobbishly] It's ridiculous.
Cindy: Well, well, well, if it ain't the second and third fairest of them all.
Snowy: Cindy, how did you know we where here? [laughs nervously]
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Cindy: Mirror Mirror on the wall, are those 2 witches at the mall?
Mirror: Yeah, they're getting their nails done. But you didn't hear it from me.
Mirror: Yeah, they're getting their nails done. But you didn't hear it from me.
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Cindy: I can't believe you didn't invite me to your ball.
Snowy: Oh, you mean you didn't get the invitation?
Snowy: Oh, you mean you didn't get the invitation?
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Snowy: Yeah like I was going to invite her, right? Last ball I threw, stroke of midnight, her dress is trashed, one shoe on, one shoe off. She's driving around in a pumpkin.
Cindy: Ha. They think that they're so much better than me.
Cindy: Ha. They think that they're so much better than me.
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Cindy: Your mother's a witch.
Snowy: Your mother's a witch.
Beauty: Princesses, princesses. All of our mothers are witches.
Both: : [agreeing]
Snowy: Sorry I flew off the handle. [shows Cindy a apple] Apple?
Cindy: Thanks. [takes out her gum, eats the apple and falls on the ground]
Beauty: [laughs] She falls for that every time.
Snowy: I guess we know who the dumbest of them all is. It's ridiculous.
Snowy: Your mother's a witch.
Beauty: Princesses, princesses. All of our mothers are witches.
Both: : [agreeing]
Snowy: Sorry I flew off the handle. [shows Cindy a apple] Apple?
Cindy: Thanks. [takes out her gum, eats the apple and falls on the ground]
Beauty: [laughs] She falls for that every time.
Snowy: I guess we know who the dumbest of them all is. It's ridiculous.
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Sonny: [in Snowy voice] I know. It's ridiculous, right? [flips her hair]
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Tawni: (singing) I've never, ever been to public school.
Sonny: Oh no.
Martha: What is she doing?
Sonny: She's trying to tell us how miserable she is.
Tawni: I never thought that it would be this cruel.
Martha: By singing?
Sonny: Looks like it.
Nico: (singing) It's endless. We're friendless.
Grady: (walks in and sings) It's nothing but pain.
Sonny: Apparently the only high school they know is the musical one.
Zora: (singing) And no one in this dump knows our name.
Sonny: Alright Martha, give me a boost.
Martha: (helps Sonny up on a lunch table)
Sonny: Oh no.
Martha: What is she doing?
Sonny: She's trying to tell us how miserable she is.
Tawni: I never thought that it would be this cruel.
Martha: By singing?
Sonny: Looks like it.
Nico: (singing) It's endless. We're friendless.
Grady: (walks in and sings) It's nothing but pain.
Sonny: Apparently the only high school they know is the musical one.
Zora: (singing) And no one in this dump knows our name.
Sonny: Alright Martha, give me a boost.
Martha: (helps Sonny up on a lunch table)
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Sonny: (singing) I know you think that this is probably my fault.
Tawni: We do.
Sonny: The catty comments and the constant assault.
Grady: It's cool.
Sonny: I was here once and I'm still alive. So listen if you wanna survive (gets down) inside this-
So Random Cast: High School Miserable.
Tawni: I never I thought I'd be invisible.
So Random Cast: This High School Miserable.
Sonny: We got to keep being indivisible.
So Random Cast: In this High School Miserable. Don't understand what's happening to me. In this High School Miserable. (stands on lunch tables) Someone get me back on T.V.
Tawni: We do.
Sonny: The catty comments and the constant assault.
Grady: It's cool.
Sonny: I was here once and I'm still alive. So listen if you wanna survive (gets down) inside this-
So Random Cast: High School Miserable.
Tawni: I never I thought I'd be invisible.
So Random Cast: This High School Miserable.
Sonny: We got to keep being indivisible.
So Random Cast: In this High School Miserable. Don't understand what's happening to me. In this High School Miserable. (stands on lunch tables) Someone get me back on T.V.
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Announcer: On the next Mackenzie Stalls, backed up passions overflow.
Sonny: I thought we were destined to be together. Now I can never forgive you. You left the toilet seat up!
Grady: It was a moment of weakness, but I'm not the only one with a secret shame.
Sonny: (gasps) You mean?
Grady: Yes! You forgot to flush.
Announcer: Lack of hygiene leads to lack of trust.
Tawni: I can't hold it in anymore. Tell me the truth. Did you wash your hands?
Nico: Of course I did.
Tawni: Lies! (slaps Nico)
Nico: Ohhh!
Announcer: And someone didn't read the writing on stall. 'Italic text'Italic text'Italic text''''Bold text
Sonny: You're not welcome here, Mackenzie.File: Not: Grady: Why? Because I'm richer than you?
Sonny: No, because this is the girls bathroom.
Grady: (gasps) WHY?!?!?!?!
Sonny: And you're zipper is open.
Grady: WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Announcer: In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two. Mackenzie Stalls.
Zora: Starring Chad Dylan Pooper.
Chad: (watching the sketch and becomes furious) Pooper?! Oh, it's on! Plunger! (catches a plunger thrown at him and walks away)
Sonny: I thought we were destined to be together. Now I can never forgive you. You left the toilet seat up!
Grady: It was a moment of weakness, but I'm not the only one with a secret shame.
Sonny: (gasps) You mean?
Grady: Yes! You forgot to flush.
Announcer: Lack of hygiene leads to lack of trust.
Tawni: I can't hold it in anymore. Tell me the truth. Did you wash your hands?
Nico: Of course I did.
Tawni: Lies! (slaps Nico)
Nico: Ohhh!
Announcer: And someone didn't read the writing on stall. 'Italic text'Italic text'Italic text''''Bold text
Sonny: You're not welcome here, Mackenzie.File: Not: Grady: Why? Because I'm richer than you?
Sonny: No, because this is the girls bathroom.
Grady: (gasps) WHY?!?!?!?!
Sonny: And you're zipper is open.
Grady: WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Announcer: In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two. Mackenzie Stalls.
Zora: Starring Chad Dylan Pooper.
Chad: (watching the sketch and becomes furious) Pooper?! Oh, it's on! Plunger! (catches a plunger thrown at him and walks away)
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Sonny: I told you that if we made fun of Mackenzie Falls on our show they would get back at us.
Nico: I don't care. Doing that Mackenzie Stalls sketch was worth getting plunged in the head.
Grady: Look at me. I'm a toilet unicorn.
Sonny: Yeah, well at least you got the front half. (turns and there's a plunger on her butt)
Nico: I don't care. Doing that Mackenzie Stalls sketch was worth getting plunged in the head.
Grady: Look at me. I'm a toilet unicorn.
Sonny: Yeah, well at least you got the front half. (turns and there's a plunger on her butt)
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Zora: You know what I think? Our humiliation calls for major retaliation. I'm talking glue,fire ants,and a sizzling fajita. Who's with me?
Tawni: Chicken or Steak?
Sonny: No. No more revenge. No more retaliation. No more fajitas.
Tawni: Chicken or Steak?
Sonny: No. No more revenge. No more retaliation. No more fajitas.
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Tawni: Ms.Bitterman, does hitting Sonny with a log count as a 'woodsy' activity?
Chad: And if we do it all together, does it count as bonding?
Ms.Bitterman: If you pick the log out together, yes.
Zora: Quick! Everybody agree on a log!
Sonny: (runs away)
Chad: And if we do it all together, does it count as bonding?
Ms.Bitterman: If you pick the log out together, yes.
Zora: Quick! Everybody agree on a log!
Sonny: (runs away)
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Ms.Bitterman: You have been paired up with the person you dislike the most.
Grady: I should be with Aqua Man!
Ms.Bitterman: From reality.
Ms.Bitterman: Now, the minefield consists of various...
Zora: Moose dung!
Ms.Bitterman: There's other dung.
Grady: I should be with Aqua Man!
Ms.Bitterman: From reality.
Ms.Bitterman: Now, the minefield consists of various...
Zora: Moose dung!
Ms.Bitterman: There's other dung.
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Chloe: Poop to your left! Poop to your left!
Grady: I can't 'go' with people watching.
Grady: I can't 'go' with people watching.
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Chad: Have you guys been breathing in too much bug spray? Your 'candy face' looks like a wolf in a hoodie.
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Zora: Somebody wake Sonny!
Tawni: Good idea! If Candy Face gets Sonny then maybe he'll leave the rest of us alone!
So Random Cast: (everyone pulls Sonny's sleeping bag but she's not there)
Zora: Sonny's gone!
Tawni: Good idea! If Candy Face gets Sonny then maybe he'll leave the rest of us alone!
So Random Cast: (everyone pulls Sonny's sleeping bag but she's not there)
Zora: Sonny's gone!
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