Sonny With a Chance Quotes
Zora: Sonny! Sonny! We found her! She's over here!
Sonny: (lying on the ground)
Grady: (helping Sonny up with Nico) How's she looking?
Tawni: Terrible so she must be okay.
Sonny: (lying on the ground)
Grady: (helping Sonny up with Nico) How's she looking?
Tawni: Terrible so she must be okay.
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Chad: If you’ll excuse me, it’s time to say buenos noches to señor smoothie.(walks away)
Nico: Chad, watch out! There's a snake!
Chad: I'm not falling for it!
[screams like a girl]
Nico: There really was a snake.
Sonny: He has got to learn how to trust.
[Chad screams again]
Grady: And scream like a dude.
Nico: Chad, watch out! There's a snake!
Chad: I'm not falling for it!
[screams like a girl]
Nico: There really was a snake.
Sonny: He has got to learn how to trust.
[Chad screams again]
Grady: And scream like a dude.
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Sonny: (watching the video on Zora's camera and sees herself sleep walking and destroying Senor Smoothie) I must have been sleepwalking. I must have been the one who broke the heater and Grady's GameGuy. Oooh and killed Senor Smoothie. I'm Candy Face. I'm Candy Face! I'm Candy Face! And I'm destroying the evidence. (throws the camera against a stump and breaks it)
Nico: What was that?!
Sonny: Ahhh! (throws the camera and her gloves on the ground) It's Candy Face!
Nico: What was that?!
Sonny: Ahhh! (throws the camera and her gloves on the ground) It's Candy Face!
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Sonny: Candy Face! She-he-it broke your camera!
Zora: It's like the monster is deliberately destroying everything that's important to us!
Tawni: And yet he gently deposits you.
Zora: It's like the monster is deliberately destroying everything that's important to us!
Tawni: And yet he gently deposits you.
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Chad: Let me guess, Candy Face broke the camera. There's no evidence to prove it you guys are right. One of you is responsible for this and I'm pretty sure it's-
Sonny: No, no, no! (crying and hugs Chad) Chad, Chad, Chad! It happened right in front of me and it was so scary. The only thing I could think of was if only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us.
Chad: He is (holds Sonny) and he will.
Chloe: You believe her?
Chad: I believe that she's not a good enough actor to lie this convincingly. hell
Sonny: (nods)
Sonny: No, no, no! (crying and hugs Chad) Chad, Chad, Chad! It happened right in front of me and it was so scary. The only thing I could think of was if only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us.
Chad: He is (holds Sonny) and he will.
Chloe: You believe her?
Chad: I believe that she's not a good enough actor to lie this convincingly. hell
Sonny: (nods)
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Devon: I'm sorry I accused you guys of stealing my electric man scaping device.
Grady: I'm sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game Guy.
Nico: I'm sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.
Penelope: And I'm sorry you don't realize what league you're in.
Sonny: You see what's happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done. So we can just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around it, bring it back to the studio because together we can-
'Zora: KILL CANDY FACE!
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: Yeah!
Sonny: Or we can capture him and rehabilitate him.
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: No!
Chad: Everybody in to the Mac Falls tent. We'll huddle there for safety there tonight. Tomorrow, our first trust exercise is weapon building!
So Random and Mackenzie Falls Cast: Whoo! (everyone goes inside the tent)
Zora: We're hunting monsters! (hugs) Sonny, this is the best retreat ever! (leaves)
Sonny: (shocked expression)
Grady: I'm sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game Guy.
Nico: I'm sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.
Penelope: And I'm sorry you don't realize what league you're in.
Sonny: You see what's happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done. So we can just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around it, bring it back to the studio because together we can-
'Zora: KILL CANDY FACE!
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: Yeah!
Sonny: Or we can capture him and rehabilitate him.
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: No!
Chad: Everybody in to the Mac Falls tent. We'll huddle there for safety there tonight. Tomorrow, our first trust exercise is weapon building!
So Random and Mackenzie Falls Cast: Whoo! (everyone goes inside the tent)
Zora: We're hunting monsters! (hugs) Sonny, this is the best retreat ever! (leaves)
Sonny: (shocked expression)
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Sonny: (starts sleepwalking with a blanket and candy on her face that makes her look like she's wearing a mask) Roar! (knocks the table down)
Sonny: (walks towards the Mackenzie Falls tent)
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: (wake up) Candy Face!
Sonny: Roar! (grabs a plant)
Zora: It's got Sonny's head!
Sonny: (rips the plant out)
Grady: (disgusted) It's ripping her hair out!
Sonny: (pouring the water out of the pot)
Nico: Brain juice....
Nico and Grady: (throw up)
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: Ewwww!
Chad: Those are my seal skin slippers!
Sonny: (walks towards the Mackenzie Falls tent)
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: (wake up) Candy Face!
Sonny: Roar! (grabs a plant)
Zora: It's got Sonny's head!
Sonny: (rips the plant out)
Grady: (disgusted) It's ripping her hair out!
Sonny: (pouring the water out of the pot)
Nico: Brain juice....
Nico and Grady: (throw up)
So Random and Mackenzie Falls cast: Ewwww!
Chad: Those are my seal skin slippers!
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Sonny: I'm starting to think all your hot gas is the cause of global warming.
Chad: I'll have you know my entire dressing room is powered by alternative energy. I'm walking the walk.
Sonny: Yeah well...we're scraping....the scrape.
Chad: I'll have you know my entire dressing room is powered by alternative energy. I'm walking the walk.
Sonny: Yeah well...we're scraping....the scrape.
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Zora: (in the vents) You'll never be able to get away with it.
Sonny: Shut up conscience!
Zora: It's me.
Sonny: Shut up...me!
Sonny: Shut up conscience!
Zora: It's me.
Sonny: Shut up...me!
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Grady: It's just that every time you try to be nice to us we end up...sad.
Nico: Or injured.
Grady: Or in Mexico.
Chad: That was the old Chad. And you did beat the bull. Ole!
Nico: Or injured.
Grady: Or in Mexico.
Chad: That was the old Chad. And you did beat the bull. Ole!
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Chad: Well if it isn't the face of geezer hatred.
Sonny: *sighs* You heard?
Chad: We all saw it, didn't we kids?
Nico: Did you bring the kids here to boo us?
Chad: No, we came here to thank you.
Tawni: Really?
Chad: Yeah, because for just a minute their fear of clowns took a backseat to their grandparents tears. My grandma called me, told me not to watch the show, told her it was ok I already didn't.
Sonny: You know someday someones gonna expose you for the jerk you are [Pulls off Chad's hood and sees the hair curlers] OH MY GOSH!
Tawni: OH MY GOSH!
Chad: [Tries to cover his hair] OH MY GOSH!
Sonny: Hair curlers?
Chad: No. Girls wear curlers. These are my...Healthy hair rods.
Nico & Grady: (laughs)
Chad: Ha ha ha. My follicle consultant has me wearing them to keep my hair happy...and attached to my scalp.
Sonny: Your worried about losing you hair? But your seventeen.
Chad: Buddy was seventeen and before he knew it it was melon!
Sonny: Melon?
Chad: Melon I tell ya!
Sonny: *sighs* You heard?
Chad: We all saw it, didn't we kids?
Nico: Did you bring the kids here to boo us?
Chad: No, we came here to thank you.
Tawni: Really?
Chad: Yeah, because for just a minute their fear of clowns took a backseat to their grandparents tears. My grandma called me, told me not to watch the show, told her it was ok I already didn't.
Sonny: You know someday someones gonna expose you for the jerk you are [Pulls off Chad's hood and sees the hair curlers] OH MY GOSH!
Tawni: OH MY GOSH!
Chad: [Tries to cover his hair] OH MY GOSH!
Sonny: Hair curlers?
Chad: No. Girls wear curlers. These are my...Healthy hair rods.
Nico & Grady: (laughs)
Chad: Ha ha ha. My follicle consultant has me wearing them to keep my hair happy...and attached to my scalp.
Sonny: Your worried about losing you hair? But your seventeen.
Chad: Buddy was seventeen and before he knew it it was melon!
Sonny: Melon?
Chad: Melon I tell ya!
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Chad: What are you doing? These kids have an extreme fear of clowns the slightest bit comedy can set them off!
Sonny: Then why'd you bring them here!
Chad: This is the closest thing to a comedy free zone I know.
Sonny: Then why'd you bring them here!
Chad: This is the closest thing to a comedy free zone I know.
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Sonny: Well, I'm officially your girlfriend.
Grady: (gasps)
Sonny: Officially your fake girlfriend.
Grady: Oh. Well go make me a sandwich!
Sonny: (looks at Grady)
Grady: I'm just kidding. I'll make us sandwiches.
Grady: (gasps)
Sonny: Officially your fake girlfriend.
Grady: Oh. Well go make me a sandwich!
Sonny: (looks at Grady)
Grady: I'm just kidding. I'll make us sandwiches.
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Tawni: Well guess what? We're going to lose the botch and take it up a notch.
Nico: I like working with you already! Grady never makes our plans rhyme.
Tawni: Oh I do it all the time.
Nico: I like working with you already! Grady never makes our plans rhyme.
Tawni: Oh I do it all the time.
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Grant: Your a lucky man.
Grady: I'm telling Mom! Wait! What?
Grant: I've had a million girlfriends.
Sonny: Ew!
Grady: I'm telling Mom! Wait! What?
Grant: I've had a million girlfriends.
Sonny: Ew!
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Chad: On the hunt for a nutritious breakfast?
Nico: I don't know there might be one hiding behind you dignity.
Nico: I don't know there might be one hiding behind you dignity.
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Sonny: I need to talk to you immediately!
Chad: Actually I'm glad you're here I need a favor.
Sonny: I don't have time to help you with your science project.
Chad: Please, I have an actual scientist to do that.
Chad: Actually I'm glad you're here I need a favor.
Sonny: I don't have time to help you with your science project.
Chad: Please, I have an actual scientist to do that.
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Chad: I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is that you can help.
Sonny: What? I'm not a tennis judge!
Chad: So you just made that up?
Sonny: Yes. But listen-
Chad: Who makes up something like that?
Sonny: Who needs a free lance tennis judge?
Chad: Actually I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't want to lose again
Sonny: Oh I see. Well, as much as I'd like to help you cheat for a good cause I can't. Why? Oh yeah 'cause I'm not a tennis judge!
Chad: Uh huh. So what you want?
Sonny: Some answers!
Chad: To what?
Sonny: To how it all ends! To how long it's gonna be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
Chad: I'm not sure I can answer that.
Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your destiny?
Chad: Uh, I guess?
Sonny: Then It's time to say enough. When two people are this right for each other there's only one thing to do.
Chad: How long have you felt this way?
Sonny: Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Chad: I mean I guess I feel the same way.
Sonny: Well then do something about it!
Chad: Okay I will
Sonny: Great!
Chad: Sonny will you go out with me?
Sonny: What? I'm not a tennis judge!
Chad: So you just made that up?
Sonny: Yes. But listen-
Chad: Who makes up something like that?
Sonny: Who needs a free lance tennis judge?
Chad: Actually I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't want to lose again
Sonny: Oh I see. Well, as much as I'd like to help you cheat for a good cause I can't. Why? Oh yeah 'cause I'm not a tennis judge!
Chad: Uh huh. So what you want?
Sonny: Some answers!
Chad: To what?
Sonny: To how it all ends! To how long it's gonna be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
Chad: I'm not sure I can answer that.
Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your destiny?
Chad: Uh, I guess?
Sonny: Then It's time to say enough. When two people are this right for each other there's only one thing to do.
Chad: How long have you felt this way?
Sonny: Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Chad: I mean I guess I feel the same way.
Sonny: Well then do something about it!
Chad: Okay I will
Sonny: Great!
Chad: Sonny will you go out with me?
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Sonny: I-I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?!
Chad: I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me to?
Sonny: Wait did you think I was talking about... Oh dear this is awkward!
Chad: (laughs awkwardly) Sure is... I mean I know why it's awkward just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward ?
Sonny: I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking-
Chad: Na-na-no yup yup me to same page. Whoo!
Sonny: Whoo hoo!
Chad: See I just thought you thought I thought it was awkward because uou thought I was asking you out, Ya'no rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out, which I was.
Sonny: Yeah but you said Sonny-
Chad: Yeah buh buh that's awkward .
Sonny: So...
Chad: So...
Chad: You're a Mackenzie Falls fan now!
Sonny: Yeah!
Chad: (in between both yeahs) Cool.
Sonny: (in between both cool's') Yeah.
Chad: Cool.
Chad: So I suppose I should probably tell you that I'm a So Random fan now.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yeah but I'd be lying.
Chad: I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me to?
Sonny: Wait did you think I was talking about... Oh dear this is awkward!
Chad: (laughs awkwardly) Sure is... I mean I know why it's awkward just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward ?
Sonny: I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking-
Chad: Na-na-no yup yup me to same page. Whoo!
Sonny: Whoo hoo!
Chad: See I just thought you thought I thought it was awkward because uou thought I was asking you out, Ya'no rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out, which I was.
Sonny: Yeah but you said Sonny-
Chad: Yeah buh buh that's awkward .
Sonny: So...
Chad: So...
Chad: You're a Mackenzie Falls fan now!
Sonny: Yeah!
Chad: (in between both yeahs) Cool.
Sonny: (in between both cool's') Yeah.
Chad: Cool.
Chad: So I suppose I should probably tell you that I'm a So Random fan now.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yeah but I'd be lying.
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Chad: Alright everyone, that's a five. Apparently, I need to talk to my lady.
Sonny: Joking! Joking, not his "lady".
Sonny: Joking! Joking, not his "lady".
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Sonny: Which is why, in the spirit of full disclosure--
Nico: I mean the only thing that you possibly do that would be a bigger betrayal would be if you were dating Chad!
Nico: I mean the only thing that you possibly do that would be a bigger betrayal would be if you were dating Chad!
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Grady: Stop your killing me!
Sonny: (nervously laughs along) Me too!
Nico: I know, it's hilarious...."Chad".
Tawni: So, what did you want to disclosure us about?
Sonny: (nervously laughs along) Me too!
Nico: I know, it's hilarious...."Chad".
Tawni: So, what did you want to disclosure us about?
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Chad: Hey.
Sonny: What are you doing here?
Chad: Can I come in?
Sonny: A little.
Sonny: What are you doing here?
Chad: Can I come in?
Sonny: A little.
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Chad: Well...I thought about what you asked me-
Sonny: Excuse me, (to Connie) Mom, you may go watch the Falls.
Connie: (watching them) I'm good.
Sonny: Excuse me, (to Connie) Mom, you may go watch the Falls.
Connie: (watching them) I'm good.
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Chad: You asked which hurt more you being over the Falls or you canceling our date and it was definitely you canceling our date. Not really a toughie at all.
Sonny: Thanks. That's very...Mackenzie of you.
Chad: Thanks. so you never did actually give me a reason why you called off our date.
Sonny: Well it's sort of like you said when you date me you date date So Random, and they can be a little--
Sonny: Thanks. That's very...Mackenzie of you.
Chad: Thanks. so you never did actually give me a reason why you called off our date.
Sonny: Well it's sort of like you said when you date me you date date So Random, and they can be a little--
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Sonny: What are you guys doing here?
Grady: (angrily) I found change!
Zora: (gasps) It's worse then we thought!
Nico: Flowers, a Mack Falls box set, and a photo of Chad holding some flowers... and a Mack Falls box set!
Grady: (angrily) I found change!
Zora: (gasps) It's worse then we thought!
Nico: Flowers, a Mack Falls box set, and a photo of Chad holding some flowers... and a Mack Falls box set!
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So Random crew: Chad?!
Sonny: (pretends to be surprised and fake gasps) Chad?!
Zora: Well, it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
Connie: Chad is here to see me!
Sonny: Mom?
Connie: It's okay, Sonny. I am not ashamed to tell them the truth.
Sonny: No. But I might be! What are you doing?
Connie: Trust me. (walks over to Chad)
Sonny: (pretends to be surprised and fake gasps) Chad?!
Zora: Well, it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
Connie: Chad is here to see me!
Sonny: Mom?
Connie: It's okay, Sonny. I am not ashamed to tell them the truth.
Sonny: No. But I might be! What are you doing?
Connie: Trust me. (walks over to Chad)
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Connie: Chad came here tonight bearing gifts for me, because...
Chad: Sonny's mother is also... my mother.
So Random crew: (gasps)
Chad: Sonny's mother is also... my mother.
So Random crew: (gasps)
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