Sons of Anarchy Quotes
John Teller: [voiceover] The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn't bring wisdom. It only brings weary. I'm not any smarter than I was 30 years ago. I've just grown too tired to juggle the lies and hide the fears. Self-awareness doesn't reveal my indiscretions; exhaustion does.
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Gemma: [about Clay] You so much as flash a pretty grin at him-I will jam my fist so far up your bony ass, your cup size will double.
Cherry: Is that how your rack got to be that size?
Cherry: Is that how your rack got to be that size?
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Trammel: I didn't sign on for burned bodies, dead sheriffs.
Jax: I know.
Trammel: This is over.
Jax: Hey, Trammel. It's too late for over, man. You know all about us, and we know all about you. Look, only way this relationship works is two of us together, or one of us dead.
Jax: I know.
Trammel: This is over.
Jax: Hey, Trammel. It's too late for over, man. You know all about us, and we know all about you. Look, only way this relationship works is two of us together, or one of us dead.
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Gemma: What'd you tell Jax about the bodies?
Clay: Some of the truth.
Gemma: And Lowell?
Clay: A little more.
Gemma: The rest stays buried.
Clay: Yeah. And rest in peace.
Clay: Some of the truth.
Gemma: And Lowell?
Clay: A little more.
Gemma: The rest stays buried.
Clay: Yeah. And rest in peace.
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Clay: I understand you declined Bobby's request for some comfort.
Cherry: Yeah, I did. I'm not about that anymore.
Clay: If I was to ask for some comfort, would you be about that?
Cherry: No, sorry, but your old lady would turn us both into chum.
Cherry: Yeah, I did. I'm not about that anymore.
Clay: If I was to ask for some comfort, would you be about that?
Cherry: No, sorry, but your old lady would turn us both into chum.
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John Teller: [voiceover] Inside the club, there had to be truth. Our word was our honor. But outside, it was all about deception. Lies were our defense, our default. To survive, you had to master the art of perjury. The lie and the truth had to feel the same. But once you learned that skill, nobody knows the truth in or outside the club; especially you.
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Jax: Can you distract the doctors?
Tig: Yeah. No problem…Excuse me, ladies. How you doing? Uh, you're doctors, both of you?
Female Doctor: Yeah.
Tig: [unzipping his pants] Oh, thank god. Um, a Doberman pinscher took a chunk of my ass.
Female Doctor: Oh, god
Tig: Wait, can we just…
Female Doctor: You need to go to the E.R.
Jax: Distract them. I said distract them, not scar them for life.
Tig: I'm serious. I think it's infected.
Tig: Yeah. No problem…Excuse me, ladies. How you doing? Uh, you're doctors, both of you?
Female Doctor: Yeah.
Tig: [unzipping his pants] Oh, thank god. Um, a Doberman pinscher took a chunk of my ass.
Female Doctor: Oh, god
Tig: Wait, can we just…
Female Doctor: You need to go to the E.R.
Jax: Distract them. I said distract them, not scar them for life.
Tig: I'm serious. I think it's infected.
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Jax: You guys gave it your best shot. You've got nothing on SAMCRO. And you harassing Tara, that ends here…or next time it won't be a piece-of-shit car I'm draining fluid from.
Kohn: You threatening a federal agent?
Jax: I'm threatening you.
Kohn: You threatening a federal agent?
Jax: I'm threatening you.
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John Teller: [voiceover]Einstein said that any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. But it takes a touch of genius and lots of courage to move something in the opposite direction. I'm realizing that my touch of genius and my courage are coming too little, too late. And I fear that for SAMCRO, there may be no opposite direction.
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Tig: So you stole an ambulance?
Juice: I had nothing to do with this.
Half-Sack: Hell, these things are worth, like, a hundred grand, easy.
Clay: Yeah, they are. That's why the people who buy 'em are, like, state and federal agencies. So, uh, what? You want me to sell a stolen vehicle to the government?
Half-Sack: Oh, uh, just something like a small hospital or something.
Clay: Oh, like, uh, Uncle Freddy's Infirmary?
Tig: Why don't you just steal, like, a fire engine? And then we could have our own rescue center. We could have our own little uniforms and hats.
Juice: I had nothing to do with this.
Half-Sack: Hell, these things are worth, like, a hundred grand, easy.
Clay: Yeah, they are. That's why the people who buy 'em are, like, state and federal agencies. So, uh, what? You want me to sell a stolen vehicle to the government?
Half-Sack: Oh, uh, just something like a small hospital or something.
Clay: Oh, like, uh, Uncle Freddy's Infirmary?
Tig: Why don't you just steal, like, a fire engine? And then we could have our own rescue center. We could have our own little uniforms and hats.
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Unser: Why am I looking at one of Oswald's tanker's?
Jax: Ah, that leads us to our next conversation with the owner of Unser Trucking. Its 8,500 gallons of diesel. It's yours for 20k.
Unser: Stolen diesel.
Jax: Gas costs gotta be killing your bottom line. I'm offering you a 50% discount.
Unser: Half the cost, twice the risk.
Jax: Come on. You fill your pumps after dark and a uni finds the tanker on the side of the road. Insurance covers Oswald, and you run your trucks at a buck-ninety a gallon for the next six weeks. Where's the risk in that?
Unser: Can you at least pretend I'm a cop sometimes?
Jax: Ah, that leads us to our next conversation with the owner of Unser Trucking. Its 8,500 gallons of diesel. It's yours for 20k.
Unser: Stolen diesel.
Jax: Gas costs gotta be killing your bottom line. I'm offering you a 50% discount.
Unser: Half the cost, twice the risk.
Jax: Come on. You fill your pumps after dark and a uni finds the tanker on the side of the road. Insurance covers Oswald, and you run your trucks at a buck-ninety a gallon for the next six weeks. Where's the risk in that?
Unser: Can you at least pretend I'm a cop sometimes?
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Jax: What happened with me and Tara is ancient history, Mom.
Gemma: She hurt this family. Tried to pull you away.
Jax: I didn't leave, did I?
Gemma: But she did. Broke your heart.
Jax: I guess.
Gemma: You guess? She crushed you, Jax.
Jax: I was 19. It was first love bullshit. I grew up. I got over it. It's time you got over it too.
Gemma: Somebody hurts your baby, you never get over it.
Gemma: She hurt this family. Tried to pull you away.
Jax: I didn't leave, did I?
Gemma: But she did. Broke your heart.
Jax: I guess.
Gemma: You guess? She crushed you, Jax.
Jax: I was 19. It was first love bullshit. I grew up. I got over it. It's time you got over it too.
Gemma: Somebody hurts your baby, you never get over it.
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Jax: Kid gets out of the toaster today.
Tig: You get to hold your son?
Chibs: That's great, Jackie boy. Congrats.
Clay: At least we know one good thing's gonna happen today, huh?
Tig: You get to hold your son?
Chibs: That's great, Jackie boy. Congrats.
Clay: At least we know one good thing's gonna happen today, huh?
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John Teller: I never made a conscious decision to have the club become one thing or another. It just happened before my eyes. Each savage event was a catalyst for the next. And by the time the violence reached epic proportion, I couldn't see it. Blood was every color.
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Jax: I've been waking up every day since he was born with a sick feeling. Wondering who was gonna die today. And it scares the shit out of me. And then I woke up this morning, and it was gone. I think that scares me more.
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Juice: Take him out? That means like kill him?
Chibs: No. I think what it means is dinner and a movie.
Chibs: No. I think what it means is dinner and a movie.
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Unser: Someone went after Darby last night. They killed one of his guys, two women at his house in Charming.
Gemma: You think it was us?
Unser: I also found two dead Mayans in a ditch off 18 half a mile outside of town. Last time I looked at the scoreboard, Nords and Mayans were the away team.
Clay: Glad you're rooting for the home team, Chief.
Gemma: You think it was us?
Unser: I also found two dead Mayans in a ditch off 18 half a mile outside of town. Last time I looked at the scoreboard, Nords and Mayans were the away team.
Clay: Glad you're rooting for the home team, Chief.
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Unser: Deal always was outlaws live in Charming, shit beyond the borders. You can't change the rules, or it all goes to hell.
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Tara: What exactly is it you're hoping to find? Just wondering what digging up dirt on old girlfriends gets you?
Stahl: Is that what Kohn liked? Your inquisitive nature? You know, I understand that he never got off the plane in Chicago. He's M.I.A. Threw away his career for love. I just hope you're not doing the same, Doctor.
Stahl: Is that what Kohn liked? Your inquisitive nature? You know, I understand that he never got off the plane in Chicago. He's M.I.A. Threw away his career for love. I just hope you're not doing the same, Doctor.
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Hayes: You a Catholic?
Gemma: I'm whatever I need to be.
...
Hayes: Do you believe in God, Gemma?
Gemma: I believe in family.
Hayes: Think that's enough?
Gemma: Who you kiddin'? Sitting here ticking off Hail Mary's, think that gives you some kind of heavenly pass? God's gonna open the pearly gates when those next two bullets catch you in the head?
Hayes: It's all a little absurd, I guess. Truth is I know I'm going to hell. Prayer just makes my time here a little less miserable. A few good acts of contrition can make you feel good too, love. [hands her rosary beads]
Gemma: There's only one way these beads could make me feel good…love. And it involves a whole different act.
Gemma: I'm whatever I need to be.
...
Hayes: Do you believe in God, Gemma?
Gemma: I believe in family.
Hayes: Think that's enough?
Gemma: Who you kiddin'? Sitting here ticking off Hail Mary's, think that gives you some kind of heavenly pass? God's gonna open the pearly gates when those next two bullets catch you in the head?
Hayes: It's all a little absurd, I guess. Truth is I know I'm going to hell. Prayer just makes my time here a little less miserable. A few good acts of contrition can make you feel good too, love. [hands her rosary beads]
Gemma: There's only one way these beads could make me feel good…love. And it involves a whole different act.
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Clay: [about Opie] What's going on with him?
Bobby: His heart's in it. His head's someplace else.
Clay: Too much of that shit going around lately.
Bobby: His heart's in it. His head's someplace else.
Clay: Too much of that shit going around lately.
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Tig: You ever get high off of this?
Piney: It's just oxygen.
Tig: No, I know. I know. But can't you just turn it up and get, like, you know, the Blue Velvet kind of thing going on.
Piney: What the hell is wrong with him?
Bobby: The list is too long, my friend.
Piney: It's just oxygen.
Tig: No, I know. I know. But can't you just turn it up and get, like, you know, the Blue Velvet kind of thing going on.
Piney: What the hell is wrong with him?
Bobby: The list is too long, my friend.
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Jax: Do you love me? It's a simple question.
Tara: It's not a simple answer.
Jax: I know.
Tara: It's not a simple answer.
Jax: I know.
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Stahl: Donna, what kind of mother are you going to be?
Donna: The kind who doesn't bail on her family.
Donna: The kind who doesn't bail on her family.
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Stahl: Now what is going to happen when I put you and your family back in Charming, hmm?
Opie: I tell the club the truth.
Stahl: Maybe they believe you, but maybe they don't. Are you really willing to risk the life of your family on the love Clay Morrow has for you?
Opie: I tell the club the truth.
Stahl: Maybe they believe you, but maybe they don't. Are you really willing to risk the life of your family on the love Clay Morrow has for you?
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Jax: Opie's not a rat. He did 5 years for this club.
Tig: Maybe he doesn't want to do 25 more.
Tig: Maybe he doesn't want to do 25 more.
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Clay: You and I both love Opie. I don't want to believe this shit either. But we gotta prepare ourselves for a truth we may not like.
Jax: He'd never sell out the club.
Clay: And what if he did?
Jax: Then I'll kill him myself.
Jax: He'd never sell out the club.
Clay: And what if he did?
Jax: Then I'll kill him myself.
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Mary Winston: I got a call from the feds asking me to pick up my grandkids from the Department of Justice facility in Stockton.
Gemma: Opie's kids are in a facility?
Mary Winston: Apparently the whole family is. I can't get a hold of Piney. Thought you might shed some light on why I'm schlepping my fat ass 75 miles.
Gemma: Opie's kids are in a facility?
Mary Winston: Apparently the whole family is. I can't get a hold of Piney. Thought you might shed some light on why I'm schlepping my fat ass 75 miles.
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Jax: The last few months, man. The warehouse gets blown up. Mayans tried to kill Clay. Bobby's in jail. We got the ATF trying to stick RICO up our ass. How much longer do you think this club's got? We're better than this, man. My old man? He saw the nightmare coming. He was smart, Opie, way smarter than me. He had ideas about where to take the club. You know? Legitimate ways to earn. He knew...SAMCRO's got to change to survive.
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Wendy: I was okay with you slipping me enough crank to kill a horse. Because of what I did to Abel, I deserved that. But I am not the same person that I was two months ago. I can't be a part of this. You're playing with people's lives, Gemma.
Gemma: I'm protecting the innocent. If I step on a few toes in the meanwhile, so be it
Gemma: I'm protecting the innocent. If I step on a few toes in the meanwhile, so be it
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