South Park Quote
Mayor: Okay, our next contestant is Eric Cartman. [a happy Cartman comes to the stand] Alright Eric, here's your word: chair. Chair. [Cartman looks at Fonics Monkey, only to wave in response]
Cartman: [whispers] Come on, Fonics Monkey, drum..! [Fonics Monkey looks at left, but no response] Come on..! [Fonics Monkey starts to masturbate]
Mayor: Eric, your word is chair.
Cartman: Uh... Definition?
Mayor: "Something you sit on."
Cartman: Country of origin?
Mayor: English!
Cartman: Could you please use it in a sentence?
Mayor: Oh, for Christ's sake, kid, the word is chair!
Cartman: Um... Chair... C..h..a..r-e. [buzz] Goddammit, how come I get the hard one?! Get over here, you son-of-a-bitch Fonics Monkey!!
Cartman: [whispers] Come on, Fonics Monkey, drum..! [Fonics Monkey looks at left, but no response] Come on..! [Fonics Monkey starts to masturbate]
Mayor: Eric, your word is chair.
Cartman: Uh... Definition?
Mayor: "Something you sit on."
Cartman: Country of origin?
Mayor: English!
Cartman: Could you please use it in a sentence?
Mayor: Oh, for Christ's sake, kid, the word is chair!
Cartman: Um... Chair... C..h..a..r-e. [buzz] Goddammit, how come I get the hard one?! Get over here, you son-of-a-bitch Fonics Monkey!!
TV Show: South Park
