South Park Quote

Kyle: You got my note?
Rebecca: Uh huh, of course. You taped it to my dog; how could I not see it?
Kyle: Can we sit down?
Rebecca: Why not? Isn't Papa's garden beautiful? He works so hard on it.
Kyle: Rebecca, don't you ever look at the town? At that flicker of light over there?
Rebecca: I have looked at it.
Kyle: Well, that's a public school. And in it, there are children, just like us.
Rebecca: How can children go to school on a flicker of light?
Kyle: From public school, your house is just a flicker of light. Don't you want to go out? All you do is stay in your house and study.
Rebecca: What else would one do?
Kyle: Love, for one thing.
Rebecca: And what is love?
Kyle: Love...is the most important thing on Earth. When boys and girls feel love, they kiss.
Rebecca: What means kiss?
Kyle: When a man and a woman feel...love, they put their lips together.
Rebecca: Oh, you mean a mate. When it is time to increase the herd, my provider will select one for me.
Kyle: Rebecca, in public school, we select our own mate. In public school, men and women get together, make each other happy.
Rebecca: You certainly come from a strange place. Still, I would like to try this...kiss. [Kyle turns around, relieved] So I can write about it. [Kyle comes and sits down next to her again] So how do we do it?
Kyle: I'm not completely sure.
Rebecca: Perhaps we should look it up.
Kyle: No, I think it's something we should try a few times... [leans in closer] until we get it... [leans even closer] right... [they lean in and kiss quickly]
Rebecca: Wow...wow, that was fun... [grabs Kyle and kisses him again, though more passionately]

TV Show: South Park

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