South Park Quote

Bill Cosby Robot: [drawing a gun] Well, that does it!
Kyle: Hey, what are you doing?
Bill Cosby Robot: I have no other choice. For the sake of humanity I have to kill him. [Cartman]
Kyle: Oh, okay.
Stan: That's fine. [pauses] No, wait!
Bill Cosby Robot: What?
Stan: Can I do it?
Bill Cosby Robot: Oh well, I suppose. [hands gun over to Stan]
Stan: Sweet! Kiss your ass goodbye, Fatboy!
Bill Cosby Robot: Wait, perhaps there is another way. If you take me to where Eric Cartman lives, I could try reasoning with his human mother.
Stan: Well, yeah. Or we could just kill him.
Kyle: Yeah, that would be faster.
Stan: He's right there.
Bill Cosby Robot: I'm afraid I can't. I think I'm actually starting to feel what you "humans" call compassion. It's an amazing feeling.
Stan and Kyle: Oh.

TV Show: South Park

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