South Park Quote
the boys are reading the condom instructions]
Stan: Doesn't it give any other directions?
Butters: Nope. It looks like you're just supposed to r-roll it over your wiener. [reading the disclaimer] If used properly, latex condoms are effective against pregnancy, AIDS and other studses. [STD's]
Kyle: What are studses?
Butters: Huh...how the heck should I know? [opens condom] Why, it's just a little donut! [touches it] Oh, ohhhh...it's all gooey!
Cartman: Just put it on, Butters.
Butters: How come I gotta go first?
Cartman: Butters, will you stop fuh-...filibustering?
Butters: Oh all right then. [turns around and pulls his pants down] Ohh, it's all sticky.
Kyle: It says you gotta check it for holes or tears.
Butters: I don't even understand how this thing-oh, wait. Ohh, I see. [Cartman looks over]
Stan: Don't look at Butters' schlong, gaymo!
Cartman: I wasn't looking at his schlong! I was seeing how to put the condom on!
Kyle: Suuuure...
Butters: But it won't stay on. I need a rubber band or something.
Tweek: Gah! I got rubber bands!
Butters: [fastening the condom with rubber bands] Ow! Oh...oww! Okay...ow! There...okay, I think it's on.
Stan: How do you feel?
Butters: ...Pretty good.
Cartman: Do you feel protected?
Butters: Yeah, I don't think nothing's gettin' in my wiener through this thing. It's even got a little reservoir at the end so you can pee in it.
Stan: All right, here, everybody. Tweek, give everyone a rubber band. And somebody's gotta help Timmy get his condom on.
Timmy: TIMMMEH!
Stan: Doesn't it give any other directions?
Butters: Nope. It looks like you're just supposed to r-roll it over your wiener. [reading the disclaimer] If used properly, latex condoms are effective against pregnancy, AIDS and other studses. [STD's]
Kyle: What are studses?
Butters: Huh...how the heck should I know? [opens condom] Why, it's just a little donut! [touches it] Oh, ohhhh...it's all gooey!
Cartman: Just put it on, Butters.
Butters: How come I gotta go first?
Cartman: Butters, will you stop fuh-...filibustering?
Butters: Oh all right then. [turns around and pulls his pants down] Ohh, it's all sticky.
Kyle: It says you gotta check it for holes or tears.
Butters: I don't even understand how this thing-oh, wait. Ohh, I see. [Cartman looks over]
Stan: Don't look at Butters' schlong, gaymo!
Cartman: I wasn't looking at his schlong! I was seeing how to put the condom on!
Kyle: Suuuure...
Butters: But it won't stay on. I need a rubber band or something.
Tweek: Gah! I got rubber bands!
Butters: [fastening the condom with rubber bands] Ow! Oh...oww! Okay...ow! There...okay, I think it's on.
Stan: How do you feel?
Butters: ...Pretty good.
Cartman: Do you feel protected?
Butters: Yeah, I don't think nothing's gettin' in my wiener through this thing. It's even got a little reservoir at the end so you can pee in it.
Stan: All right, here, everybody. Tweek, give everyone a rubber band. And somebody's gotta help Timmy get his condom on.
Timmy: TIMMMEH!
TV Show: South Park
