South Park Quote
[Stan and Kyle are banging on Cartman's window]
Stan: Pssst, Cartman.
Cartman: [in his sleep] No, Uncle Jesse, no!
Stan: Cartman, wake up!
Cartman: : What the hell are you guys doing?
Kyle: C'mon, we gotta go.
Cartman: Where're we going?
Stan: We're gonna go save the baby cows, fat-ass.
Cartman: What? Why?
Kyle: 'Cause they're gonna get slaughtered tomorrow, butthole.
Cartman: So...
Stan: We can't let them die, douchebag. You're our friend.
Cartman: Well, let's see. In the last 3.2 seconds you've called me fatass, butthole and douchebag. I don't feel like you guys are friends.
Butters: But, Stan, you said we're just using him so you can get his Mission Impossible Breaking and Entering playset!
Cartman: Aha, aha! You do need me and my Mission Impossible playset!
Stan: Yes we do!
Cartman: Okay, I'll go, if Kyle will kiss my black ass. [lowers pants to show his butt]
Kyle: No!
Stan: Just do it, dude.
Cartman: [farts in Kyle's face] Ahahahahaha!
Kyle: Sick, dude! I felt it on my face!
Stan: Now will you help us?
Cartman: Ha, screw that. I'm not going.
[Kyle screams and jumps on Cartman]
Stan: Pssst, Cartman.
Cartman: [in his sleep] No, Uncle Jesse, no!
Stan: Cartman, wake up!
Cartman: : What the hell are you guys doing?
Kyle: C'mon, we gotta go.
Cartman: Where're we going?
Stan: We're gonna go save the baby cows, fat-ass.
Cartman: What? Why?
Kyle: 'Cause they're gonna get slaughtered tomorrow, butthole.
Cartman: So...
Stan: We can't let them die, douchebag. You're our friend.
Cartman: Well, let's see. In the last 3.2 seconds you've called me fatass, butthole and douchebag. I don't feel like you guys are friends.
Butters: But, Stan, you said we're just using him so you can get his Mission Impossible Breaking and Entering playset!
Cartman: Aha, aha! You do need me and my Mission Impossible playset!
Stan: Yes we do!
Cartman: Okay, I'll go, if Kyle will kiss my black ass. [lowers pants to show his butt]
Kyle: No!
Stan: Just do it, dude.
Cartman: [farts in Kyle's face] Ahahahahaha!
Kyle: Sick, dude! I felt it on my face!
Stan: Now will you help us?
Cartman: Ha, screw that. I'm not going.
[Kyle screams and jumps on Cartman]
TV Show: South Park
